I Use Flipaclip Btw And I Cant Think Of A Caption My Stomach Hurts

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

OH MY GOD WE GOT FED BY THE ICONIC DUO AND HE WON HIS FIRST AWARD FUCK YEEEAH !

y’all think belle ever comes home from the village to adam doing shit like this

he still has Beast Posture™️ and has to consciously walk up stairs on two legs instead of all fours

(art by me)

I saw Dune 2

“i think you were a barista in another life” ☕️🌟

before the world was big 👭

Steve: Since you two are fighting and the team can’t take more of broody Bucky, I want both of you to write all the things you guys love about each other. *slides the pens and papers towards them*

Y/N: *starts writing*

Bucky: *scribbles one thing down and slides it back to Steve*

Steve: *reads it* Everything.

it was never about confirming a label. we know they love each other. it’s about the video game plushies and joining in on silly games together and hyping up each other’s dailybooths and inviting dan to Florida and indulging each other’s every whim and Japan and sunsets and ice cream and fucking FaceTiming for hours while Dan yaps about elden ring and being in each other’s every anecdote and Phil staying in the closet for a decade and buffy marathons and Anne Robinson themed New Year’s Eve party games and publicly not standing for each other’s low self esteem slander and the one nice smelling tiled candle for Dan’s birthday and remote crisis manager Phil and creative director Phil and you’re next to me in my life and

it’s not just that they love each other. it’s that they love each other so well

just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)