Sam: How Was The Honeymoon?

Fuck Romeo and Juliet I want what these bitches have

Who had warrior cats trending in the year of our lord 2024 on their bingo cards

Ali Hazelwood books summarised in one tweet:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Dan and Phil have signed your blog

So I just randomly did a punnet square at 1 am about the possibilities of 4 fingers vs 5 fingers. And I feel like sharing so enjoy!

J- 5 fingers N- 4 fingers

Parents: JN x NN

Jakes avatar body has 50% human DNA and 50% Na’vi DNA, making him have JN. Neytiri is NN because she’s a purebred Na’vi. And if you put those two dominate traits in a punnet square, you get a 50/50 chance.

The genotype is 50% JN and 50% NN

The phenotype would also be 50% 4 finger and 50% 5 finger

And seeing as Tuk and Neteyam have 4 fingers and Lo’ak has 5 fingers, it’s safe to assume that if Jake and Neytiri had another kid, it would have 5 fingers.

Thanks for reading my random science bullshit while I still work on running out of air pt. 2

i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds and then ask where the smoking area is. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

mentally, i am sitting in a forest and reading my favourite books and listening to music while laying on the grass

fifteen years of dan and phil | a web weave

i take you to be my husband, // we were put, two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall

to have and to hold from this day forward, // i think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that

for better or for worse, // the future: the knight of wands

for richer or for poorer, // without the internet, we never would have met

in sickness and in health, // ring phil

to love and to cherish, // secondly, i just wanted to say how proud i am of dan

(to be cont.)