NEURODIVERGENT CHRISTMAS

It’s the most wonderful day of the year - well, unless you’re one of Paris and Janeway’s abandoned lizard children that is….

Happy Threshold day! 🦎🦎🦎

"I've thought about having children, but I must say I never considered having them with you."

Made a lil something ❤️🤍💙

I know sambucky is never going to be canon but I hope they have the uncle who brings his "roommate" to every family function vibe going on forever

The Pitt literally has everything. Socially awkward and highly competent autistic coded character. Sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold. Nervous white boy with the saddest eyes you’ve ever seen. Nepo baby child prodigy. Milf with a mysterious past. Noah Wyle. Need I say more

josh groban playing sweeney todd is great for many reasons but also because that means that this is who judge turpin shipped off to an australian penal colony.

and this is who came back 15 years later

living in the olympic village has to be WILD. you wake up from your cardboard bed, overwhelmed with the idea that you're at the Fucking Olympics at 22. you walk around and notice the girl thats sponsered by parmachan cheese. you get breakfast and think of the guy who loves those chocolate muffins. you wish he left one for you. you go to your morning workout hoping to see simone biles. you go to see your team, and they're pitching tik tok ideas. it gets 5 million views. snoop dog is in the background.

my husband (a fictional assassin) is coming home from the war (he hasn't been in any projects since 2021). he wrote to me (i read many fics), but i can't wait to hug him again (see him on the big screen and keep my yelling in so that i don't get kicked out of the cinema)