Connor: Hank you can’t keep drinking like this!
Hank: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FROM ME
Connor: THATS MY O P I N I O N
Sumo: borf?
Halloween 2018 spoilers /!!
Hank: Why are you two fighting again?
Gavin: Connor always uses common phrases incorrectly.
Connor: Cry me a table, Gavin.
Here are my cat and Dog, Queeny and Boomer. These two fluffballs shall give you all the love and luck you need
Being a cutie :^)
go here (using @sangled‘s picrew), and create yourself
Thanks for the tag @april-evergreen!!!
Tagging @phantom-moonfire, @never-left-2007-sorry, @fangirling-account, @vivaladragons and @ anyone who wants to do it
Simon: I guarantee you, in twenty years, I will be Markus’ second spouse.
Markus: What happened to my first spouse?
Simon: Nothing you can prove.
Canon: Valak is just Marilyn Manson in disguise
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
Connor : Oh my god. I still haven’t found my berries. BUT! I found this *licks evidence*
Hank : *groans and facepalmed into oblivion*
RK900 : *software instability^* I will not kill my brother. I will not kill my brother
Gavin : Hello my name is Fransisco. I have good news. I found my b-
Connor : My berries?!
Gavin : No! My beans!
Hank : JESUS FUCK. THATS IT. NO MORE ANCIENT VINES FOR YOU TWO
RK900 : *software instability^^^* *punching holes into the nearest wall* I will not kill my brother and boyfriend. I will not kill my brother and boyfriend
Hank: Ready to slap a bitch.
RK900: Trying to ignore a bitch.
Connor: Trying to reason with a bitch.
Gavin: Is the bitch.
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