Tag Yourself, I’m Basically All Of Them But Uglier

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

Top 5 Spezial-Nudelformen für Suppe (wie z.B. Buchstaben)

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Connor : Oh my god. I still haven’t found my berries. BUT! I found this *licks evidence*

Hank : *groans and facepalmed into oblivion*

RK900 : *software instability^* I will not kill my brother. I will not kill my brother

Gavin : Hello my name is Fransisco. I have good news. I found my b-

Connor : My berries?!

Gavin : No! My beans!

Hank : JESUS FUCK. THATS IT. NO MORE ANCIENT VINES FOR YOU TWO

RK900 : *software instability^^^* *punching holes into the nearest wall* I will not kill my brother and boyfriend. I will not kill my brother and boyfriend

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

The Dark Moon phase is a time for going within, to learn about yourself, to deal with emotional issues.

Today on august, 31st, this moon may influence your life by bringing some old painful memories back. It can also give rise to some emotional issues you thought you had dealt with.

Don´t resist the feelings and memories that may come up. Be aware of those feelings and thoughts, however, try to remind yourself that you are safe; that you are living in a different moment; that you are a different person; try to forgive yourself or others; remember we all are just humans, so it´s okay to make mistakes sometimes; be gentle with yourself; think of what you learned with that situation; let go.

Doesn't hurt to have a bit more money.. right?

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

connor u little-

Hank: [reading from a math test] ‘Gavin has nineteen bottles of dish soap -‘

Connor: Wait, why does Detective Reed have so many soaps?

Gavin: [from across the room] MIND YOUR BUSINESS, CONNOR!

Markus: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Markus: Not you, Connor, you’re an angel and I’m happy you’re here.