Nines & Gavin : *working on a case in a house with a lot of taxidermy animals*
Gavin : Hmm.. the murder seemed to be very grizzly
Gavin : Oh deer, I think the victim was caught snaking when they were murdered.
Gavin : I raccoon they have a murder weapon?
Some officer trying hard not to laugh, squeaked out a no
Gavin : Nines, can you bear with me for a sec-
Nines : *with his pen held in a very dangerous manner* You say one more fuckin pun, Reed. I swear to god I will-
Gavin : We both know you’re enjoying this too. Quit Lion. It takes alot of koalafication to be here.
Nines : *internal screech*
Dbh as Starsigns
Aries: Jerry
Taurus: Jerry
Gemini: Jerry
Cancer: Jerry
Leo: Jerry
Virgo: Jerry
Libra: Jerry
Scorpio: Jerry
Sagittarius: Jerry
Capricorn: Jerry
Aquaries: Jerry
Pisces: Jerry
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Wow, my gender is love
My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.
When you drop a pallet on The Legion:
Markus: *drops something* Damn it. *bends down to pick it up*
Simon [obviously staring]: I want to thank not only rA9, but also God and Jesus-
This is the next Halloween mask they should give Michael.
A simple emoji spell to blow away the negatives and to receive a warm sunny feeling instead.
Likes to charge.
Reblogs to cast.
Hank: [reading from a math test] ‘Gavin has nineteen bottles of dish soap -‘
Connor: Wait, why does Detective Reed have so many soaps?
Gavin: [from across the room] MIND YOUR BUSINESS, CONNOR!
9 million people fucking love dogs
Android!Gavin, ladies and gentlemen
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