Nightst0ne - What's Up, Mammals?

Michael: Hey let’s slow dance.

Jason: *does the Macarena at ¼ speed

McCree: when is something no longer cool?

Genji: when Hanzo starts doing it

Markus, singing: All i want for Christmas is…

Simon: Me?

Markus: …Freedom for androids

Simon:

Hank: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That’s why I do yoga daily.

[few moments later]

Hank: [lying face down on the floor]

Connor: You can’t just do the “corpse” pose for an hour.

Hank: Watch me.

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me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

Markus: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Markus: Not you, Connor, you’re an angel and I’m happy you’re here.