Jake: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Meg: No its called highjacking
Feng: Guys its clearly weedwhacking
Claudette: Actually its called disappointing your mother.
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sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….
hanzo: only a shimada can control the dragons... who are you?
genji: -fake darth vadar breathing-
genji: i... am your father
hanzo: yeah you're genji
Here are my cat and Dog, Queeny and Boomer. These two fluffballs shall give you all the love and luck you need
Cole: Hey, what’s going on with my hair today?
Hank: Daddy’s gonna do it up all pretty, with flowers.
Cole: Not you, right?
Connor: Nope, other Daddy.
Cole: Oh thank god.
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