Genji And McCree When They First Met…

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

Markus: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

Reuniting with other survivors but the killer interrupts

Connor: Detective Reed is in love with RK900.

Hank: *starts laughing*

Connor: Don’t laugh, it’s true.

Hank: Oh, I hope so. It’s funnier if it’s true.

heres a TOTALLY BLANK image!! there is DEFINITELY NO REASON for u to click it!!!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

The “cereal before milk or milk before cereal” debate ends now.

Markus: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Markus: Not you, Connor, you’re an angel and I’m happy you’re here.

Ma’am, you forgot your teefs