Lucio, who can't touch Asra: I cast the plague on you!!
Asra: *flashes uno reverse card*
Lucio: *g a s p*
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Hank: I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.
Rupert: *pokes his head in through the window* Pigeon?
Hank: What the fUCK IS HE DOING HERE?!?
Connor: I don’t know!
Nines: Honey, where’s my Cyberlife jacket?
Gavin: Don’t you think about running off to do some android shit
Gavin: We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Nines: The public is in danger!
Gavin: My evening is in danger!
Nines: We are talking about the greater good!
Gavin: ‘’Greater good’’? I’m your husband!
Gavin: I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
hanzo: only a shimada can control the dragons... who are you?
genji: -fake darth vadar breathing-
genji: i... am your father
hanzo: yeah you're genji
fake connor: i’m gonna kill you!
hank: alright, hurry up though.
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
“Get in the car, Laurie. We’re going to the Pumpkin patch!”
@michael-myers-uber-driver
@laurieathardees
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