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RPG’s be like

I was jokingly roleplayING WITH MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK, AND THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR 4 MINUTES.

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AUGUST LUCK SPELL

THE UNIVERSE WILL GIVE ME ALL THAT IVE ASKED FOR IN AUGUST🍀🍀

For more spells and readings follow @mystic-lolita

David King after getting stabbed by Frank: argh…cor blimey Yer fookin git, yer stabbed me in the back, ye’ ‘avin’ a laugh?? ye utter twat,, dat is well harsh ma’e wot yer doin’??? fookin ‘oodie chav c’mon then I’ll give yer a good hidin’ mate,, Yer knob’ead slap’ead geeza’,.

Frank, a Canadian, in tears: …what did you just say?

Android!Gavin, ladies and gentlemen

verified ways to send aid to gaza directly

Help a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, food, rebuilding homes/businesses etc. (Spotlights 1 verified gfm at a time so if you don't know who/where to donate to just go here and donate to the one they show you!)

Help provide tents (urgent):

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents for displaced families in Gaza (emergency bc tents in Rafah are being burned as we speak) (paypal) (gfm)

Food, cash & essentials:

Care for Gaza: Working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: also working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash & other daily essential suppliess to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Water:

Gaza Municipality's water project: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water and waste management services for the people of Gaza. (This campaign only has a couple of weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)

eSIMs (urgent):

guide to buy & send esims for gaza

crips for esims for gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), this team of volunteers are collecting funds to buy & manage gaza esims regularly

Medical Aid

Palestine Red Crescent Society: Provides emergency medical and ambulance services and humanitarian relief on the ground in Gaza e.g. rescuing and treating the wounded.

Hank: The cashier at the supermarket told me to have a nice day and I accidentally told him to go fuck himself.  Connor: How… how do you even…? Hank: … Hank: [shrugs, having no regrets whatsoever]

Based off of @dbhthingsandstuff‘s post  (again). 

Connor: Detective Reed is in love with RK900.

Hank: *starts laughing*

Connor: Don’t laugh, it’s true.

Hank: Oh, I hope so. It’s funnier if it’s true.

Here are my cat and Dog, Queeny and Boomer. These two fluffballs shall give you all the love and luck you need