Nightwitchlurker - Hehehe

this too shall pass

I awm the “Naive farmhand destined for greatness”

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

This made me bust out laughing

Congrats to Grazer, Fat Bear Week champion of 2023. May her rule for the coming year be benevolent and just.

Modern AU Jinshi x Maomao fancomic! I like to think Gyo loves teasing Jinshi about his feelings for Maomao, but Jinshi keeps denying it (tsundere Jinshi!)… until Maomao overhears them one day.

Bold of you to assume that I emerge like Aphrodite from my bed

just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,

“Dear Din, please Do Not come to the Jedi temple. I have baked an absolute dog shit cake. Just completely fucked it up. With regards- Luke.”

dear mother and father, i hate this school. i want to go home. the most popular girl in school and the smart green girl have a really intense homoerotic rivalry and they keep roping all of us into their musical numbers. please. i was not made for dancing. i really just wanted to study history