Please Be Normal

ME

my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!

🧡, 💉, 🌊? Eh? Ehhhhh? Also I love reading your works from time to time☺️

Hii love!! Thank u so much<3 For this ask game!

🧡 What is your sexuality? I'm bisexual! For the most part of my childhood I thought I was a lesbian, but I came out of the closet as a bisexual when I was around 13. :3

💉Do you have tattoos and/or piercings? I do! I have an entire leg sleeve and 5 other tattoos on my knee and leg, as well as my right arm. I'm planning on getting a sleeve tattoo similar to the one Simon has soon enough. 👀 I have my septum, tongue and nipples pierced! Though my tongue piercing is probably closed after I had to remove the jewelry for emergency surgery. x_x

🌊 A kink you would like to write but you think you’d be judged? CNC as a receiver! I think most people see it as a huge taboo irl, and I'm too shy to ask for it even if I really wanted to. efnbjhkjhfbejbhf

im sobbing

Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.

"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."

Okay, let’s do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman

“FINISH IN HER”, or whatever Mortal Kombat says

Fucking hard or hardly fucking am I right brother

this goofy foxy style jumpscare makes me giggle everytime i see it

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

MW2 KorTac and TF141 Twitter | Part XII

BRINGING THIS SHIT BACK YIPPIE

ATSV/COD MWII Twitter AU Masterlist