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I live in southern California where somedays you have to wear shorts in the middle of winter to prevent heatstroke and at that pint I dont even care about my wookie legs and I go out and rock my all natural leg warmers.

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

AWWWW kitty cat doent know how to meow yet 

Its sooo cute and im dying

my heart exploded

so in case any one didn’t believe me...

You could make some really cool...

and really original...

creations on this site that was taken down by snapchat

Is anyone else pissed off at bitmojis?

I mean the site ‘Bitstrips’ was an awesome sit where you could write comics, make pictures and characters and it was my favorite thing ever! but fuKING SNAPCHAT TOOK IT AWAy from me!!!!!!!

ME!

My sister and I whenever we’re in a bookstore lol.

Does any one else get those random moments throughout the day where your mind just stops and when it comes back you’re just like “what the fuck?”

or is it just me

Im not an artist but my sister is, and she gets incredibly self conscious about her work. 

Show this to any young artist and I promise you will make their day.

Some much needed positivity for anyone who makes art!

I’ve always thought of it like this: it doesn’t matter how differently we draw, we are all the same, we’re all artists, and we’re all learning!

They’re quick doodles but made with a lot of love! I’m tired of the negativity and mockery towards newbies, so take this!

Bi erasure is not accepted on my blog

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

This is also useful for writing

So...

I got hella sick during Halloween and it made my voice low and raspy, but it was awesome because

I sounded exactly like raven!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN

Halloween

Halloween

Nice! I need this in my anxiety filled life.

There are two big rules when it comes to email: Always proofread and never send an email when you’re upset. I’ve learned these lessons the hard way. I’ve sent angry emails that I’ve immediately regretted. I’ve sent emails to the wrong people. I’ve sent important emails with typos in them, completely embarrassing myself. Stop living in fear. There’s an undo button on Gmail, and I’m going to show you how to use it.

follow @the-future-now

Also just a tip, if there is anyone around, ask them to call 911 (with a land line if possible) so that way EMS isn’t delayed for an extra few minutes while an epipen is being administered.

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

Is no one gonna comment on the fact that iCarly wasn’t on Disney channel.

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

As a Californian Dude is how you address everyone and everything, and I legit did not know that the rest of america didn’t do this. 

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

PUPPY!

A tip for hiding things: sometimes if you’re not wearing it you can hide it in a pillow on your neatly made bed, people rarely suspect your bed as a hiding place and if its kept neat you don’t risk someone trying to make it. Also, you can start taking an extra pair of clothes in your school backpack so they wont question the binder if they find it in there.

How to have a binder without your parents knowing:

Pick the binder you want online, add it to the website’s shopping cart and start to check out until you find how much it costs with shipping and tax.

Save up enough money to buy the binder. Make sure you have a few dollars extra, to buy the card itself and just in case.

Go into a store and buy a prepaid VISA card. They have them at lots of stores, even CVS. (You can also ask a friend to do this if you can’t get to a store on your own)

Prepaid credit cards require you to be 18 to open an account, but you can purchase prepaid gift cards at a grocery or other store at any age and use them wherever Visa, MasterCard or AMEX are accepted. 

These gift cards, which aren’t reloadable, usually carry an activation fee along the lines of $4.95 for every $50 increment. You usually find them in denominations of $25, $50 or $100.

Buy the binder online. Put the name on the card as “Visa” in the payment section of the website. If you don’t have access to a computer at home, use one at the library. 

Clear your internet history if you’re at home. Make sure the invoice is sent to an email that only you have access to.

Ship it to a consenting friend’s house or an accepting relative, if you have one. Or ship it to your own house and say you bought a present for someone. You may have to go to a store in person and buy a physical present to then gift to cover up that it wasn’t in the package.

Hide it when you get it.

Handwash it when it gets dirty. Or start doing your laundry yourself. Wring it out and hang it to dry in the back of your closet.

Bring it in a bag with you to change into it when you’re out of the house.

(Or ask a friend with a debit/credit/gift card to buy you a binder if you give them the cash.)

It’s disgusting, and creepy, and you should have a legit restraining order if you do this.

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

And to the boys who have amazing girlfriends who are bigger than them in some way, don’t be ashamed. society puts pressure on boy’s to be macho and dominant, but you have no reason to fit into their cookie cutter mold, especially if you love someone who doesn’t fit either.

Never mind, he took my money and ran :(

i just got arrested for being too ugly

There comes a time where you must plant your self like a tree and say "No, you move."

“No, YOU MOVE!” #captainamerica #resist

Artist: Tom Hodges

"When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums, There is life about to start when tomorrow comes".

“It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again…”

Would you look at that, son even has a gif for lifeguards.

Me lifeguarding

Preach, I know summer is over but I'm still working at the pool.

10 ways to make sure you don’t piss off lifeguards this summer

1. If you’re supposed to be watching children ACTUALLY WATCH THEM

2. If the pool is closed, accept it and move on, there is a reason for the closure and no it is not just to spite you

3. Check the schedule, don’t expect to do laps during public swim and don’t come to lane swim if you can’t swim lengths

4. Don’t bother the guards on their break

5. At facilities with water features, don’t stick your fingers in things

6. At facilities with rides/slides, just listen if they say a kid is too short or has to do a swim test

7. Don’t get mad if a bunch of different guards tell you off for breaking a bunch of different rules, you’re the one that broke them

8. If you ask a guard if you can do something or use something and they say no that’s the end of the conversation 

9. The guard isn’t checking you out, they’re making sure you don’t drown, don’t make it weird

10. You know the basic rules like walking on deck, no outdoor shoes, and not eating or drinking anything but water, follow them

I'm really sorry if this appear to be angry and condescending, but this irks me to no end and I wanna say something about it. I'm gonna have to correct this post because people seem to have a major misconception about lifeguards. They aren't a decoration for your local pool, or hot college students waiting for a cute girl to drown and need the kiss of life. We lifeguards are considered first responders to emergencies, we are trained in first aid, CPR, AED, water rescue, tittle 22 (which contains blood born pathogens and emergency childbirths etc. the kind of things that EMTs have to know), and occasionally emergency oxygen. It costs hundreds of dollars to get these certifications, so if Percy decided to become a lifeguard he would quickly learn the difference between an actual drowning victim, an an idiot who thinks it's clever to pretend to be in a life threatening situation for the attention of someone just trying to do their job. On top of that lifeguards are required to carry around these ingenious devices called "resuscitation masks" designed so that when a lifeguard needs to give rescue breaths they won't be at risk for disease transfer. So please stop treating a lifegaurding job a some kind of plot device. I know this was meant to be a cute head cannon, and I honestly think it's inspired and unique, I just don't like seeing a serious job portrayed as some kind of joke. Thanks for reading this little rant all the way through, I'm sorry if I upset anyone by highjacking a innocent post. (Again sorry if I sound triggered or unreasonably angry, I was just bothered and wanted to say something.)

Percy takes up a part-time job at the local pool as a life guard. There is a dramatic increase in people pretending to drown so they could be saved by the hot life guard.

What do you do...

When your parents are super homophobic and you want to protect your little siblings from copying their toxic attitude but only get in trouble for "normalizing sinful behavior"? Idk