The FIA Prize Giving 2018 gala was an insane night for Simi, and I want to share all of it!
First, the elephant in the room:
Kimi was absolutely hammered! He caught everyone's eye because he was tumbling around the place, and generally having a blast yapping his mouth off to anyone who would listen to him. Legends said he would do this when drunk, but never had a live audience been witness to it.
Meanwhile, Seb...
Seb had finished second to Lewis in 2018's title battle, and was also seeing the end of his partnership with Kimi at Ferrari.
Kimi's renewal for Ferrari was always rumored to be something Seb pushed for when negotiating his own contracts, so the news the Scuderia wasn't interested in keeping Kimi past 2018 were a sign that Sebastian's wants weren't of huge importance to them anymore, and they were making way for a promising young talent (Leclerc) to take the lead driver role in Ferrari in the years to come.
Sounds like a bad end of the year for a guy with title aspirations, but guess what?
Kimi was there, with so much booze in his system that he wasn't at all worried with maintaining his quiet and taciturn act. And you know how they say alcohol lowers your inhibitions and makes your deepest thoughts come out freely?
That night, Kimi had one mission, and it was to keep Seb happy.
When he caught cameras filming Seb, knowing his friend was a private guy, he jumped in and tried to stop them. Look at his face. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's driven only by protective instinct.
When Seb talked, you could tell he wasn't hearing a word (and at times it seemed mutual)
For a bit there, the cameras even caught Kimi deciding to go for a smoke, and Seb trying to impinge a sense of responsibility on him, only to end up being dragged along.
When they were called on stage to receive the 2nd and 3rd place trophies, it was the funniest shit. There were designated spots on the stage where each driver should stand, but they were quite apart from each other.
You can see an official trying to stop Kimi and take him to his marked spot, but Kimi strode straight towards Seb and stuck decisively by his side. In fact he gestures at Seb, as if telling the crowd to give him his accolades!
His arm was around his shoulders, half offering companionship in what would be their last official act together as teammates, and half supporting himself so he wouldn't fall on his ass on stage.
And of course, we even had a classic Seb moment, where Kimi offered one of the men delivering the awards a handshake, and Seb took it instead. Kimi didn't even care, he rolled with it, because if Seb wants to hold his hand, god damn it he will.
Even when they had to part to grab the awards, Kimi made sure to return to his original favored position of keeping one friendly arm around Sebastian's shoulders asap.
You see Seb turn to him and say something...
It's impossible to tell what, but it looked an awful lot like a "thank you" that carried years of friendship and support behind it. Kimi's eyes transformed at whatever Seb said. his eyebrows lifted and his expression softened.
He told him something to his ear in return, and it made Seb smile again, whatever it was.
Eventually it was Lewis' time to get on stage. He was the 2018 champion, the guy Seb didn't manage to beat, and as such had the right to make a victory speech.
As he does so, the camera caught the losers, Seb and Kimi.
In that moment, that could have hurt a little harder than usual, Kimi put his arm around Seb's shoulders one more time, downed another drink, and swung him closer.
This was it.
This was the end of their partnership.
Simi, nobody will ever do it like you.
Kimi Räikkönen doing his mandatory military service.
This baby face recruit, who is scratching his cheek in such a shy and demure manner, held the record for longest punitive confinement, at 20 days.
One night during his military service, he went out with his friend and they both got drunk. Because they got back to the premises too late, they couldn't use the main entrance, and instead decided to climb over the fence.
His friend got caught by authorities, but Kimi hid in a ditch while they searched for him with dogs. He then managed to crawl back to his barracks undetected, and hide under his bed where he was later found muddy, and covered in twigs.
The little smartass was questioned how he managed to get past the dogs, to which he answered: “That’s what you teach us here, we are scouts.”
On another occasion he ran away from the army because they wouldn't let him go to a race, and only came back because he was promised that if he did, they'd let him go after all.
They lied.
the internet finally works & i am happy with what i see
@protocolseben thank you for the link it was a joy
oh don't mind me, I'm just crashing out over champagne seb once again
F1 Testing 2009
February 17, 2009 - Sakhir, Bahrain
Source: Paul Gilham/Getty Images Europe
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babygirl destroyed my life
whenever i look at photos of formula renault/sauber kimi i always think wow he's so pretty, so angelic, so ethereal.... but whenever i think of high school/uni AUs all i picture is 30 year old kimi ngl
none of the words i’m thinking right now are in the bible
The thing that gets me about Dream going to the inn is that he doesn’t need to do that to find Hob. He can find anyone connected to the world of dreams, which includes Hob. He would literally just need to find him while he was dreaming.
But that’s not the POINT. He didn’t go there because it was the only way to find Hob, he went there because even though he was thirty years late, even though the inn had closed down, even though he basically told him to fuck off the last time they saw each other, he was hoping that somehow Hob would still be waiting for him. And he was! He was waiting for him! I’m not going to be normal about this.