୨ৎ : featuring : boyfriend!kimi x reader ୨ৎ : synopsis (requested by anon) : compilation of dts moments with raikkonen
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ᡣ𐭩 a/n : two raikkonen posts today because they FLOOD my requests 😭
boyfriend!kimi in dts who doesn’t speak for half the episode, just sits next to you in the garage with his hand on your thigh, dead silent, like he’s storing all his peace in your presence.
boyfriend!kimi in dts who barely tolerates interviews but the second they ask about you, says “she’s the only good part of this circus” and walks away with zero context.
boyfriend!kimi in dts who lets the camera catch him rolling his eyes when they ask “how do you balance love and racing?” and mutters “i just love her. it’s not complicated.”
boyfriend!kimi in dts who gets caught on a hot mic saying “where is she?” before every race. no panic, just habit. like you’re part of the checklist.
boyfriend!kimi in dts who refuses to do corny couple content until they film you leaning on his shoulder during a debrief and he doesn’t move for twenty whole minutes.
boyfriend!kimi in dts who grumbles at producers for filming in your home but still pours you a glass of wine mid-scene and mumbles “come sit with me.”
boyfriend!kimi in dts who gets teased by other drivers for being soft around you and responds with “and?” like they’re the idiots for not understanding.
boyfriend!kimi in dts who says maybe six words about your relationship across the entire season, but every time the camera cuts to you, he’s already looking at you.
boyfriend!kimi in dts who is quiet on screen, but every viewer can tell — he’s only loud about you when no one else is around.
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Study of Kimi’s tattoos
Smiley sun tattoo (right arm) 2001-2002
We go back to sauber Kimi in 2001 when he first entered f1 and we can see that he didn’t have the sun smiley tattoo yet
Testing, Monza (July, 3-6th)
So when tf the tattoo appeared?
Mclaren era (2002 specifically)
the first picture is the Malaysia GP 2002 (second race of the season) and the second picture is from the Brazilian Grand Prix March 31, 2002 (third race of the season) so I don’t know exactly when he got that but it was something in between the last part of 2001 and the start of 2002 (I couldn’t find proof of the first race of that season).
Tribal tattoo 2007 (right arm)
He got the tribal tattoo on his right arm (rip smiley sun tattoo, we miss you) after he won his debut race for Ferrari in Australia [March, 18th], it was designed by him completely but some rumors said Ferrari was against it. Also you can kind of see some remnants of the smiley sun tattoo underneath [second picture].
About Ferrari being against the tattoo Jean Todd then said… but we know Kimi dgaf
“I read about it. We had dinner on Thursday and since it wasn’t mentioned I didn’t even notice the whole thing. What is the most important for me is that the people here in this team are happy. If Kimi would be happy with a tattoo on his face and would ask for my opinion I would advise him to put it in some place that is less visible because otherwise he might get some problems of it later. There is so much talk – with a smile and without a smile – but what is important is that everyone is concentrated on doing his job. With or without a tattoo. I don’t care. If a sponsor would complain about the tattoo I would rather change the sponsor just to keep Kimi happy”
Iceman tattoo 2007-2008
Kimi already had the Iceman tattoo and even his helmet had the Iceman lettering in the first race of the season [Australian GP 2008] but he didn’t have the tattoo in the last race of 2007 (first picture) so we can say it was obviously for his championship and he got that during the summer break(?)
Robin tattoo 2017
He got the Robin tattoo around January 2017 and we know that bc Minttu posted this picture hehehe (she got hacked and that acc doesn’t exist anymore)
VALENCIA, SPAIN: Sebastian Vettel retires from the European Grand Prix at the Valencia Street Circuit on June 24, 2012. or: pov you're a poor cameraperson and seb, in a display of [banned], decks you with his gloves out of frustration. u pick! lol
"Him and I were meant to be, Michael!"
Naive and extroverted RBR Seb and infamously anti-social, giver-of-no-shits except that one time with Pelé Kimi. Somehow they made it work.
🚩+🐂 = ❤️
WORLD IS YOURS|COMMISSION
#Seb so salty about not having Kimi's undivided attention #even kimi needs a break from simi #Seb is such a salty simp tho #Kimi drop that letterboxd already!
"Tell us us something surprising about your team mate." (Seb interview by C More F1, 2018)
I felt like ppl needed to see the video the "kimi the on-flight movie addict" quote comes from
babygirl destroyed my life
literally obsessed with @racingghost's Simi fic featuring Seb and Nando as nightmare roommates: [link]
the characterisation is so funny, am i team seb or team nando...
artistic depiction of the diary:
the internet finally works & i am happy with what i see
@protocolseben thank you for the link it was a joy
Thanks to @wolfsbanesbite 's generosity, here we have the legendary "Bromance? Never heard of him." video.