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got up, served cunt, served big ass, sat down again

idk about you but this gives me vibes of two boybands pitted against each other in the media

also these two are secretly dating

idk about you but this gives me vibes of two boybands pitted against each other in the media

also these two are secretly dating

idk about you but this gives me vibes of two boybands pitted against each other in the media

also these two are secretly dating

Sauber Red Bull Sauber Petronas Kimi | 2001

sauber kimi's shoes

left - brake right - throttle

Crazy Partying Kimi

Holding hands - KR7

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౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ Warnings; smut, slight size kink, hand kink, choking, fingering, praise kink, and poorly google translated Finnish (lol)

౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ Pairing; soft domKimi x innocent subreader (female)

౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ Summary; Kimi had noticed the reader sneaking glances of his hands while bored, so he decides to surprise her.

౨ৎ ˖ ࣪⊹ Authors note; first post, also first time writing smut so I’m sorry if it sucks 😭.

You bounce you’re leg, letting out a sigh. Your bored, you’ve been since about an hour ago. You and Kimi were watching some show he had picked out in the living room, which you had no interest in. Glancing at Kimi, your gaze immediately falling to his hands.

They were already so attractive, so big and vainy. You loved how big he was compared to your short frame, especially his hands, he could throw you around if he wanted, which truthfully you wish for nothing more in that moment. You snap back to reality when you realize he had just caught you staring, you turn your face away quickly, a heavy blush covering your cheeks. You can hear him let out a soft laugh.

“Rakkuas, what is bothering you” love he ask’s in a low voice. Resting his hand on your thigh gently, waiting for your response. You let out a small sigh as he placed his hand on your thigh.

“Nothing” gently squeezing your thighs together, trying to play it off. Keeping your gaze locked on the tv straight ahead. He leans closer to your ear, you feel his soft breath against your neck.

“Vauva don’t lie, I can see you squeezing your thighs together” baby he softly yet slowly drags his hand up your thigh. You watch his hand trail higher, towards the heat between your legs. You suck in a quiet breath. He smirks playfully, kissing from your jaw down your neck softly. His hand finally reaching your core, he rubs gentle, slow circles on your clothed clit.

“Kimi” you mumble closing your eyes quickly, wrapping your hand around his wrist.

“Want me to stop” he whispers against your neck, applying more pressure, rubbing your clit a bit harsher. You nod your head no vigorously, eyes shut tightly in pleasure, moans spilling from your lips.

“Words, Vauva” baby he mumbles into your neck, he picks up his pace as he waits for your response. His free hand sliding down to your hip, gently moving you to sit in his lap.

“Don’t stop” your head falls back in pleasure. Gripping his bicep tightly, bucking your hips into his hand. He pushes your underwear to the side, slowly slipping a finger into your cunt. You let out a loud moan, as he works your clit with his thumb. He pumps his finger in and out at a slow pace, curving his fingers to hit your sweet spot.

“teet niin hyvää minulle” your doing so good for me he slowly slips in a second finger. Picking up his pace, pumping his fingers faster. Still working your clit harshly with his thumb.

“Kimi I-I’m gonna-“ he speeds his fingers up. Moving his hand to your throat, squeezing it gently so you can still breathe. At this point your so close you can’t even put together a coherent sentence. The only thing slipping past your lips was moans and his name.

“Go ahead cum, cum all over my fingers Rakkuas” love he pulls you closer by the throat, kissing you passionately. It was sloppy but that and his words sent you right over the edge. You let out a loud porngraphic moan, your orgasm washes over you hard. You fall onto his chest as your body shakes.

“Still bored” he chuckles while looking down at you. He slowly slips his fingers out of your cunt, you let out soft moan. He moves his fingers up to your lips.

“imeä” suck he mumbles softly, you take his fingers in your mouth and suck gently. You moan at the taste of yourself on his fingers. He pulls his fingers out of your mouth with a small pop.

“Tired” Kimi asks quietly, wrapping his arms around you. You nod your head gently against his chest.

“Round two after my nap” you mumble into his chest. He looks down at you grinning.

“Sounds Perfect”

Seb's hair:

Kimi: *picks brunettes over blondes*

Seb's hair:

#kimi's soul has left the chat #seb knows it and couldn't be more amused #sometimes I wonder what's going through the Iceman's head #who killed your dog kimi #sebastian vettel #kimi raikkonen #simi #daniel ricciardo #kr7 #sv5 #dr3

this is hands down one of my favorite kimi video compilations! 18yrs of kimi 😙🫶🏻

#why is he so hot #the things I'll allow him to do to me #technically he won't even need my permission #that's a man among men you can tell right there #i get you sebastian i'd be down bad too #kimi raikkonen #kr7

Kimi Räikkönen, Malaysia 2012

Interview with Kimi, early on in his F1 career

The ways in which Kimi Raikkonen works out.

Study of Kimi’s tattoos

Smiley sun tattoo (right arm) 2001-2002

We go back to sauber Kimi in 2001 when he first entered f1 and we can see that he didn’t have the sun smiley tattoo yet

Testing, Monza (July, 3-6th)

So when tf the tattoo appeared?

Mclaren era (2002 specifically)

the first picture is the Malaysia GP 2002 (second race of the season) and the second picture is from the Brazilian Grand Prix March 31, 2002 (third race of the season) so I don’t know exactly when he got that but it was something in between the last part of 2001 and the start of 2002 (I couldn’t find proof of the first race of that season).

Tribal tattoo 2007 (right arm)

He got the tribal tattoo on his right arm (rip smiley sun tattoo, we miss you) after he won his debut race for Ferrari in Australia [March, 18th], it was designed by him completely but some rumors said Ferrari was against it. Also you can kind of see some remnants of the smiley sun tattoo underneath [second picture].

About Ferrari being against the tattoo Jean Todd then said… but we know Kimi dgaf

“I read about it. We had dinner on Thursday and since it wasn’t mentioned I didn’t even notice the whole thing. What is the most important for me is that the people here in this team are happy. If Kimi would be happy with a tattoo on his face and would ask for my opinion I would advise him to put it in some place that is less visible because otherwise he might get some problems of it later. There is so much talk – with a smile and without a smile – but what is important is that everyone is concentrated on doing his job. With or without a tattoo. I don’t care. If a sponsor would complain about the tattoo I would rather change the sponsor just to keep Kimi happy”

Iceman tattoo 2007-2008

Kimi already had the Iceman tattoo and even his helmet had the Iceman lettering in the first race of the season [Australian GP 2008] but he didn’t have the tattoo in the last race of 2007 (first picture) so we can say it was obviously for his championship and he got that during the summer break(?)

Robin tattoo 2017

He got the Robin tattoo around January 2017 and we know that bc Minttu posted this picture hehehe (she got hacked and that acc doesn’t exist anymore)

Me and WHO

Seb and his “german humor”

Kimi Räikkönen | 2010 Rally of Turkey

a story about Max wanting to be cute🥺happy Valentine's Day everyone!

"Him and I were meant to be, Michael!"

Naive and extroverted RBR Seb and infamously anti-social, giver-of-no-shits except that one time with Pelé Kimi. Somehow they made it work.

🚩+🐂 = ❤️

"Him and I were meant to be, Michael!"

Naive and extroverted RBR Seb and infamously anti-social, giver-of-no-shits except that one time with Pelé Kimi. Somehow they made it work.

🚩+🐂 = ❤️

#meanwhile kimi might just as well have been checking his nails #and kimi with his cunty hip jut #100000 idgaf aura #it's okay seb it's okay to be a simp for him #public slut sebi #seb predicting the events of the night in radisson room no. 7 #simi #kimi raikkonen #sebastial vettel

"At the closing stages, you felt the warm breath of this guy in your neck"

Look ouuuut! Heh! Ahahahaha 😄

Clip for @ammi104

the internet finally works & i am happy with what i see

@protocolseben thank you for the link it was a joy

Why don't they make intros like this anymore 😞😞

Kimi's P1 celebration starter pack:

1. Put his hands on the air while in the cockpit when he crossed finish line

2. Little pat on the back if he felt comfortable with the drivers

4. Put his hands on the air awkwardly while on the podium and waved his hands to the crowds occasionally

5. Showed up his trophy for a sec

6. Drink his champagne

7. Spray his champagne with lack of enthusiasm and more enthusiastic champagne drinking (my man doesn't waste good champagne 🍾)

baby-faced teenage karter and part-time mechanic Kimi sassing actual F1 driver Jarno Trulli is the funniest thing i've read all week (x)

The most impressive thing Ferrari has ever done is somehow convince the entire world of F1 that Kimi Räikkönen is the only driver they ever did right by when in reality they did him so fucking wrong.