Five Year Plan: I'm Hoping To Get Shot In The Back Of The Head Randomly Soon

An offering to the dying ones in the back.

Enjoy your gayness

some of my favourite dps shots...

(refraining from making a "shot" joke...)

they're all so beautiful 😭😭

there's so many more but I'll leave it there - feel free to reblog with your favs!!!

I think he has gucci in his wardrobe

What's your take on Odysseus's trauma and recovery back in Ithaca?

*looks at all the comics I made*

Lol but really, I realistically expect it to be severely rocky. He’ll have good days, mostly bad days, but what keeps him grounded is of course his family, you know?

But imagine losing your entire fleet under your command...

...only to come back to an entire population of thousands of people, expecting that you will lead them.

What if he fails again?

Wait something really fun about TFOTA that just hit me is that neither Cardan nor Jude know how mortals flirt.

Imagine both of them visiting the mortal world and they're at a mall or something, someone just starts flirting with Cardan and he is so confused like "Why is this mortal speaking to me this way?" And then Jude shows up and Cardan goes "Hey so this weird thing happened do you know what that was about?" And Jude is just as confused like "I don't know?????"

Jude entering Vivi's apartment while Oak is showing Cardan videogames and she goes "Some dude told me to 'Work It' on my way back?" And Cardan looks up and goes "Was there anything you needed to work?" And she just goes "No I went to by Adderall?" Oak is just trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

Someone shouts at Cardan "Babe you're SMOKING!" and he just turns to the group and goes "Why did that person call me a baby and said I'm burning??"

Someone starts flirting with them and goes "Do you beautiful and your pretty butch partner want to join me?" And Jude goes "Where do you think you're taking us? And are you referring to my husband?" And Cardan is just "Join you where? What's a butch?"

They'd be both so confused it's hilarious to imagine it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

eighteenth birthday !! (1/2) continues under ⤵️

suggestive!! (2/2)

as an asexual with a bi younger sister, i think i accidentally left my sexuality behind in the womb and my sister picked it up

Love?

Love is always so great or that’s what they say

Why am I so bad with it?

I feel like a stray

Why am I so bad with this shit?

Always following people around

Never really speaking unless spoken to

I rather look at the ground

I’m just stuck to you

Always reading alone

Trapped into a fake universe

I thought I had grown

I guess it’s really all just a curse

This is why I kept my heart on guard

Love is just too hard…

Why is tsh literally just

Judy: uhm I think those guys are sociopaths with no moral compass and are close to being a cult you should probably stay away from them

Richard: omg tweed sign me up

we’re gonna be ok btw