The Past Friend Reveal :

real fans dont read the secret history in autumn but in winter and suffer exactly as richard did in chapter3

Fem Chuuya!! (1/2)

Gay Panic (understandable tbh) (2/2)

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

I have the words 'cubitum eamus' in my phone case and everytime I see a cute guy I hold it so he technically could read it and then I think if it was the one he would get the reference and talk to you.

Wait something really fun about TFOTA that just hit me is that neither Cardan nor Jude know how mortals flirt.

Imagine both of them visiting the mortal world and they're at a mall or something, someone just starts flirting with Cardan and he is so confused like "Why is this mortal speaking to me this way?" And then Jude shows up and Cardan goes "Hey so this weird thing happened do you know what that was about?" And Jude is just as confused like "I don't know?????"

Jude entering Vivi's apartment while Oak is showing Cardan videogames and she goes "Some dude told me to 'Work It' on my way back?" And Cardan looks up and goes "Was there anything you needed to work?" And she just goes "No I went to by Adderall?" Oak is just trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

Someone shouts at Cardan "Babe you're SMOKING!" and he just turns to the group and goes "Why did that person call me a baby and said I'm burning??"

Someone starts flirting with them and goes "Do you beautiful and your pretty butch partner want to join me?" And Jude goes "Where do you think you're taking us? And are you referring to my husband?" And Cardan is just "Join you where? What's a butch?"

They'd be both so confused it's hilarious to imagine it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

straight friend groups be like : "jock", "blond", "smart", "nerd", "quirky", "girl"

queer friendgroups be like: "nothing in my soul if not obsessive", "redistribution of matter", "cubitum eamus", "a kiss for your jailbird brother", "murdered", "heavily romantisised"

Day 4: spring wedding

new henrymilla just dropped i was inspired by this photo

A good morning kiss