Little Sketch I Did After School >:3

baby ivan, but he is based off of my hamster

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

hey tumblr do you all know glory and gore???

i feel like it’s something you all would fuck with

it’s so good you should all watch it

i have been following it since it started being filmed so 2022/2023 i think

ITS SO GOOD IF YOU ENJOY DARK BOOKS AND ALSO GAYYYY

God's angel (redraw)

You can clearly tell I gave up at the last part lol

No filter or anything version:

Okay sex is fun but have you ever done coke in a Burger King parking lot with the girl you swore up and down wasn’t your best friend?

Penelope: Would I fall in love with you again? Hmmm, well. Can you also move our marriage bed over there? Hmmm? What? I thought we were pretending to be stupid by asking the most idiotic questions.

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

does rereading the secret history count as classics revision because i have an exam tomorrow but all i can remember is that tiryns kind of looks like a limp dick