Babysitting Duty

the toads

and what do you want? what is it you want today? i can offer you my pinkie i can get out my kidney

so what is it that you want? is my body not enough? would you like my mind? every thought i've ever had?

well what is it? would you like me to be gone? erased from your life? i can do that, of course

of course i can do that i can leave you with everything and i'll take nothing i'll find my home in the woods

i'll settle down with my toads i'll sleep in a log and i'll wonder to myself why'd this take me so long?

i eat ants, and flies these toads are so caring and i'm covered in warts they pop and i burst

into a million eggs filled with my pieces i'll be reborn a million times over and i won't make this mistake again

Putting down Donna Tartt novels feels like a real break up because boy, I was possessing your spirit for 700 pages straight and now...poof, you're gone like a ghost.

people who write their fics directly onto archive of our own site do not fear death by the way

in all seriousness, please always keep backups of your works, write them somewhere else (google doc is a good choice) then copy and paste onto ao3 when you're done, because ao3 itself does not automatically save your works for you, meaning you can lose all of your progress

I lost the reference image but when I saw it I knew what had to be done

Richard Papen:

real fans dont read the secret history in autumn but in winter and suffer exactly as richard did in chapter3

ONG ODYSSEY TELEMACHUS WAS SO GIRLBOSS-

SPEAK YO TRUTH KINGGGGGGG 🗣️🗣️🗣️

My peak comedy moment