Would You Actually Want A Relationship Like Soukoku's?

richard on a random winter:

reading a little life and there’s two people named henry and richard who are (briefly) mentioned. i can NOT escape them 💔💔

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

Kick him Fukuzawa...kick him...

I'm going so terribly insane abt lenore in this new chapter like LOOK AT THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE

LIKE???????? THE ABSOLUTE ART IMPROVEMENT??????

man. the secret history has become so synonymous with dark academia that when u look through the tag its just knit sweaters and latte art. like please show me a text post about how fucking unhinged richard was for staying in a room with a Literal hole in the wall during the dead of winter and almost dying of hypothermia.

The Pupils

The cult

Their own respective pieces will follow, containing spoilers from the book.

the feminine urge this, the masculine urge that, what about the the morbid longing for the picturesque at all cost???

"camilla led richard and henry on" and who said that? the men? including richard, world class manipulator who at one point wanted to beat and rape her? if sleeping or flirting with multiple boys in the group makes her an evil temptress then i suppose francis is also a slut and richard and charles are both evil for hooking up with him as "straight" men. but we all know why no one cares about that.