You make lists in your head about what you want in a lover, like brown hair and a sweet voice. A sharp mind and a soft heart, a sense of humor that actually makes you laugh like you mean it. This and that. And it's all bullshit. People aren't lists. And I've always wanted to be the person who made someone realize that. I want to come across someone with a list in their head that is nothing like the person I am, and I want to show them what they didn't even realize they were looking for. People who think they know what they want are fooling themselves. Nobody really knows who or what they want. Not until it's right in front of them.
Who the fuck invited Moon Moon?!
There’s a special place in my heart for Moon Moon.
Once more for the people in back.
Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t there anymore doesn’t mean it isn’t your fault because every “I love you” that you ever said will echo in their god dammed head and no one deserves that.
Well...he wasn't wrong.
my dad thought the water looked like one of Van Gogh’s paintings
ig: rubyfaminii
Wow, Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.
Here’s to all the lesbians who’s arms cramped up, because she said “don’t stop.
(via corzocris)
and every…other…sexual identity… who also… fuck girls….?
(via irishlass1997)
^
(via thelunar-sekirei)
They're the real superheroes.
(x)
Once the switch blade wielding baby ducks grow to be adult ducks, the become security.
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again
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Hopeless romantic. Realist. Indecisive. Oh, and hella gay.
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