Latest Posts by nocturnal-secrets - Page 4

And then you have to pee.

Or realize you forgot to turn the lights off.

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

At first I cared, but then I was like ‘Nah, fuck you.’

Not wasting my time being sad over you (via allykennedy96)

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

Truer words could not be spoken.

I don’t even remember my last full night of sleep

Kim Rhodes - Houston Con 2015

My life accurately described by a can.

19 cats who made poor life choices.

💖

45 Seconds With Shay Mitchell

This is so true!!

what your sign tells about your blog.

aries - trash

taurus - trash

gemini - trash

cancer - trash

leo - trash

virgo - trash

libra - trash

scorpio - trash

sagittarius - trash

capricorn - trash

aquarius - trash

pisces - trash

My childhood. 💕

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

Actually, it's your spirit re-entering your body after having traveled elsewhere.

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

reblog if u ugly but kinda cute ugly

Sketch #24 - Young Kovu. I uploaded this again because I redid some of the shading and part of the eyes.

Here’s a tip: don’t let a good girl walk away from you. Whether it’s temporary or not, don’t let her walk away and don’t let her go to bed upset. You might not get her back.

Fuck you Carlos.

I often said “sorry” when I should’ve said “goodbye”.

(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

Fucking lesbians.

The opinion of every lesbian, regarding every lesbian they know (via afterellen)

Facts

#weather #pun #punny #jokes #Quotes #quote #itscold #fuckwinter #givemesummer #shitillsettleforspring

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?" my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

I played this and my cats went crazy. It was hilarious.

My cat’s tummy was upset 😂

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

My home town isn't always so bad.

I know :-/