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"Behold my magic sword," said the hero. "That isn't magic," said the wizard. "It has runes on it," said the hero. "Those aren't runes—that's just chicken scratch," said the wizard. "But I've slain monsters," said the hero. "So it's still a sword. Nine times out of ten it's still gonna kill what you stab."

In the animal kingdom, humans are viewed like witches/warlocks: they MIGHT help you benevolently in your time of need, or they might eat you alive, or they might save you but keep you forever. So you know just how serious things are when they say to you, "Go get a human."

Welp, you asked, so you shall receive: FYODOR TIME.

The entire point of the IRL book Crime and Punishment is the philosophical idea that fictional justification will never be enough to excuse an IRL crime: no matter how many times Raskolnikov told himself that he could get away with murder, the moment he killed his target he was consumed by guilt. Asagiri, a man who is constantly putting his underage girl characters in sexual situations for no reason whatsoever, absolutely does not wish to believe that this is the case.

This is why Fyodor Dostoevsky is a villain in BSD: so that his Google results will be flooded with people defaming him and his ideas and what he ACTUALLY said will get buried. (Asagiri knows that this is possible because it happened with Mori: in real life, Yosano was his closest and only female friend, and BSD fans vandalized their Wikipedia pages to erase this.)

Now, you may be wondering “then what’s up with Fyodor’s plan? Clearly, he knows there’s a God and that God is Asagiri, so why put him in the story at all?” This is wish fulfillment from Asagiri, plain and simple. There’s a reason why all of the named DoA members are famous literary CRITICS and their desire is to remove Abilities: Asagiri wishes to make people believe that anyone who disagrees with his worldview that his actions are harmless is an evil monster who wants to censor or otherwise destroy all literature, when in actuality, we have every right to be disgusted and outraged by his actions. At this point, my dream is for Fyodor to get the Book and create a new story that respects the authors it makes bank off pretending to glorify.

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Batman has to constantly remind them he's not going down with the sinking ship when it's not his fault

Superman: Yeah, so we're turning ourselves into the government. Do you want to meet us there, or should we meet with you?

Batman: …

Wonder Woman: Batman, we're on a time crunch. Just give us your answer.

Batman (while driving, hesitating): First, I'm fine, thank you. How are you? Second, my son, who is in the car with me, is also fine… thankfully. Third, are you on crack?

Superman: I… We as a team voted that it's best if we turn ourselves into the government.

Batman (flatly): That's a decision you made. You guys have fun with it. Can I go now?

Wonder Woman: You’re part of the team! You have to turn yourself in!

Batman: Says who?

Wonder Woman: We decided as a team!

Batman: Yes, good for you. Why am I being dragged into this?

Wonder Woman and Superman: YOU ARE PART OF THIS TEAM!

Damian (in the background): Father, can we get McFlurrys later?

Batman (to Damian): Why do people eat those? They taste disgusting.

Damian: You have to get the one with the Oreos.

Superman: We’re still on the call!

Batman (annoyed): Right, not going in. Bye.

Wonder Woman: Don’t end the call! You have to hear us out.

Batman: I should just hang up, but I’m bored and need something entertaining to listen to. Proceed.

Flash (speaking first): Take one for the team, Bruce.

Batman: Okay, first, when I'm on a call with any of you, call me by my hero name. Commissioner Gordon can get away with that, but I’m not on that level with most of you. Second, I’m not on this team if you want me to do this ridiculousness. Third, seriously, are you on crack?

Green Arrow (in the background): Thank you for not saying heroin.

Damian (in the background): Father, why do they think you’re dumb?

Batman: Because they’re not very smart.

Green Arrow (expecting this): It’s amazing how badly this is going. I told you guys he’d say no, but nobody listens to me.

Batman: This is one of the rare times I agree with Arrow. I didn't sign up for a team where we all turn ourselves in for something I didn’t do.

Superman: It’s a team decision.

Batman: I don’t care.

Superman: But it’s for solidarity.

Batman: That I don’t care about.

Superman: Again, we’re a hero team. We’ve saved the world together; can’t you do this one little thing?

Green Lantern (Hal): And his response is…

Batman: Fighting villains, I enjoy. I wouldn’t be on a sports team, a firefighter team, or a doctor team with you if you're going to be this dense, and I sure as hell won't be on this team if you want me to do something this stupid. Is the brain cell you share gone for the day?

Superman: Okay, well… Kara is going with us.

Batman: And I've lost a little respect for her.

Supergirl: Hey! Wait, you had respect for me?

Batman: Did you contact any of my adult kids? Nightwing? Red Robin? I know Red Hood would just laugh before hanging up.

Superman: We haven't called them yet… but I bet they'd say yes!

Batman: No, they wouldn’t. I know that because they just texted my youngest son, who’s with me, and their messages say, “Not a chance in hell.” I didn’t even have to say anything. I raised them well.

Superman: Can’t you put aside your ego and just do this for us?

Batman: Who’s going to pick up my son from school? Go to my daughter's recital? Attend my other son’s group therapy session? Talk to my future fiancée about where I’ll be? Just curious, which one of you will handle that?

Batman waited for a few seconds, and none of the members responded.

Batman: Right. As stated, I'm not going, and if you call me again with this stupid request, I'm cutting the power to the building for a month. I will let that building decay to prove a point.

Damian: You tell 'em, Father!

Batman ended the video call without another word.

Wonder Woman: He’s getting calmer with his reactions.

Green Arrow: Yeah… Guys, maybe we don’t turn ourselves in this time. Maybe we… do something else? Anything else, because he has a point. I'm not sinking in the Titanic when there's a lifeboat.

Aquaman: Good Titanic metaphor.

Green Arrow: Thanks, man.

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Fyodor's Ability.

-by Nix

Crime and Punishment is treated throughout the events of BSD as a "enigmatic" ability, and for good reason.

The general base the fandom seems to have taken is that "Crime and Punishment" boils down to "Fyodor touches you, you die."

Which then again leads people to concentrate on that aspect of Fyodor's life as the reason he's so poorly cared for or in such frail relationships. While I definitely think Fyodor's ability is a big part of why he's physically avoided, his own management of his personality and character is a bigger issue he's in poor human relations.

So far, in my Psychological analysis for Fyodor I listed traits that were formed not because of his ability, but as a result of his own reaction to what his ability meant. Long story short Fyodor's ability is his entire life long monster-- of his own making.

There are arguments to be made that 'Crime and Punishment' is not faulty or impossible to deactivate like 'No longer Human'.

There are plenty of instances where there is no room for speculation on that aspect.

First let's establish one thing, Crime and Punishment is not limited or influenced by layers of clothing. It is NOT a 'skin-to-skin' type of ability and this is confirmed as a fact.

In the scene of Fyodor's arrest, one of the officers grabs his wrist, which ends up killing him.

The dead giveaway to clothing not restricting Crime and Punishment is that the officer in question wore thick tactical gloves, much like all the others.

(Tactical gloves are used for wrist/ hand protection while also allowing a large range of motion and not limiting dexterity when it comes to shooting)

With this in mind, I draw your attention to one of the 'plot hole scenes' that confirms 'Crime and Punishment' is a controlled ability that Fyodor can hold back.

Mori's stabbing.

In this particular scene, we see Fyodor stab Mori in a sure-fire but hidden way, by shoving his own body against the other's.

To the point where Fyodor's entire arm's length was pressed to Mori's chest/abdomen.

This was a controlled contact, as clothes don't stop Crime and Punishment, Fyodor must've. Concluding it isn't just permanently 'on' or 'active'.

The other option is that the ability itself alternates much like a signal, sometimes it's active, other times it isn't and alternates at random, instances which Fyodor takes advantage of, but there's nothing to back this up as of yet, it is only a theory.

The other plot hole I'd like to draw your attention to is Fyodor's lock-up. When we see him restrained, Either in the manga or anime, Fyodor wears either something similar to a straight-jacket or is simply bound by belts.

It would've been physically impossible for Fyodor to restrain himself in either of these two chairs. That is to say, someone must've touched him, and they must've stayed alive long enough to finish buckling up all the restraints.

The other possible theory is that Crime and Punishment resumes itself to Fyodor's hands/wrists. That again is nothing but a theory, but we've only ever seen the ability take effect through Fyo's hands.

Another thing to mention I found quite odd- all kills made by Fyodor using his ability are with his left hand only up until now.

While in Dead Apple- Crine and Punishment had a red glowing gem only on his right hand.

Maybe each hand does smth different? One is literally Crime the other is Punishment?

Idk

That's all for now this was a 8 am rant-

Extra Note:

In Dead Apple, when Fyodor monologues as to how his ability does not leave him in the fog, there's a very important thing I wish everyone to Note.

'Crime and Punishment' walks alongside Fyodor.

Fyodor is holding a skull specifically in his left hand (the aforementioned hand that he uses to kill people through his ability. Fyodor has only ever killed with 'Crime and Punishment' using his left hand)

'Crime and Punishment' holds an apple with it's right hand, with it's back to Fyodor, creating a mirror effect.

Fyodor's Ability perfectly mirroring him, alongside the fact it doesn't depart from him through the effects of the fog can mean one of two things:

1. Fyodor holds an ability with the word 'and' between two individual terms (Crime AND Punishment), something completely unique to him. No other known ability is composed of two separate terms connected together by "and". That could be potentially interpreted as one single ability that behaves in two separate halves.

For example, what if one hand is Crime? (Left, as represented by Fyodor multiple times)

And the other is Punishment ? (Right, represented in Dead Apple, where Crime and Punishment mirrors Fyodor, while the gem is exclusively on the right hand and both Fyodor and his ability share this dialogue:

Fyodor: I am Crime.

Crime and Punishment: I am Punishment.

Which leads me to point 2.

2. Fyodor is the completion to his own ability. Hypothetically, Crime and Punishment is exactly as stated above, only Punishment and the Crime is actually added on to complete it by the human possessing it, so that:

Humanity is really the Crime, and his ability? Only the Punishment. As stated in Dead Apple.

Idk it's fun to analyze ♡☆

-Nix🌙