Ocean

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

Your body is a planet

I honestly think so:

Your smile is a diamond

What you call “ugly strechmarks”, I call a breathtaking montain range

Your “body fat” are dunes of sand that I dream of gliding across

Your eyes are an ocean that I want to drown in

Your hair is a waterfall one could only HOPE to touch

Your freckles make stars pale in comparison

So, please take care of your planet?

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all

Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

Source: nimbus_siberian