Nonex-on-the-way - I'm A Punny Excuse For A Human

this is how your email finds me:

Thanks Amigo, but I would have loved to know that before my good boy gave me that stick

Excalibur is not a sword. It is a weapon that appears in many forms, conferring extreme luck to the pure-hearted chosen wielder. And the Lady is the giver of this weapon, who can also take many forms.

Hot take: In Sonic'06, Silver has his name because SEGA wanted to brag that they didn't have a AAA game but a SSS game

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

The most accurate Kaminari skit I have come across yet lmao 🤣 😂