Made This Because This Is Exactly What I Wish I Could Do To Spider (He Would Bite Me If I Tried)

"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

Sobbing violently, all 5 stages of grief at once, lobotomy necessary

Starting some silly autistic comics because they vibe (his name is Apple Sauce)

"Greens did this" and "Blacks did that." Shut up this is feudalism; everyone sucks. You don't side with who's the most moral, you side with who you think is the hottest. GOD, I THOUGHT WE UNDERSTOOD THIS.

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

There he goes!

Lila’s candle being almost completely burned out, the lighting and attention to detail?? I CANT!!! This is so gorgeous! 💚💚

Eternity banquet

interviewer: vhagar, one of the largest dragons of westeros —

ewan: woah 👆 woah 👆 woah👆 she is THE largest dragon in westeros 💅

Original broadcast from poxataynaro on X

AHHH THIS IS SO GOOD!!

Navi spider my baby!! Number 2 is just tragic and number 3 is the one and only spider we all know and love!! My favourite wild forest child!🩵

the three horsemen of the spider fanonverse

spider got everything he's ever wanted

oh no, everything went wrong :(

spider discovered what hairbrushes are

have your food you fiends