I Seem To Have A Type For Old British Narrator Men In Games

We have always existed, and we always will.

The most manly thing Peter Nureyev has ever done is drown himself in his work to avoid thinking about his emotions

win for traumatised individuals! local eldritch horror is here to rip it all out free of charge

had an idea for a barbershop quartet Hatsune Miku ballad.........

(lyrics below the cut!)

i have a voice

i’ll sing your tune

sing about the sun and stars and moon

but in the end

it’s up to you 

i sing your song

and that’s all that i ever do

every note

is made by you

what’s a blue haired, pigtailed girl to do

in the end

i make no sound

oh the songs i’d sing if you were not around!

i sing your song

all night long

never wrong

but i just sing along…

the tune is done

and I’m a star

i feel so close and yet so very far

in the end

it’s up to you

i sing your song

and that’s all I ever do

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

YOU SO ARE EVIL FOR THIS

Forget me not

LGBTQ Muslims have and always will exist—we aren’t haram and we aren’t alone.

Being aro/ace is so weird

I could literally walk past the most beautiful, heart stopping, jaw-dropping, astonishing, fabulously attractive, regal, ethereal, drop dead gorgeous real person on the planet and think:

‘‘𝘞𝘰𝘸, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮!’’ but the moment I see an absurd, insane, and unattractive fictional character I’m like:

‘‘ Marry me rn. We are married’’

you want me to open a book?? The same thing that killed Parker Yang???