& You Know What It Actually IS Lifechanging To Smile At Strangers & Say Please & Thank You & Goodmorning

if you made the entire thing a house with one long hallway through all the rooms

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

this is my oc kazimierz the famous destroyer of peace who is the character i put in my kill ai artists pic i made that kinda blew up here. everyone say hi kazimierz the famous destroyer of peace. hes polish and eats raw potatoes. ignore the random corspe i drew above him

growing up is terrifying i wasn’t supposed to make it this far and now my future depends on me and i have to make wise choices and decisions and i’m just sitting here like a clueless little kid

weirdly elegant for some reason and kinda melancholy

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

he doesn't know they aren't real. what an idiot.

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

when the new valentines npc is also a plague dragon

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

MAGPIE LETS FUCKING GO

good news! you're an animorph! bad news! you didn't know about the two-hour limit and got stuck in your first morph, which is whatever this wheel lands on