Oh Ok So It Turns Out Ive Been Borrowing Grief From The Future ! It Turns Out Ive Been Preparing To Lose

tumblr sexyman 😭

Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

random doodles

shrimp and chicken fingers

hm i will get bored of them very quickly

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

WAHHHHHHH

imagine you’re a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she’s very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she’s strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it’ll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you’re still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you’re a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you’ve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you’ve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they’re strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED

my shayla,,

Squid Game 1x1 | 2x3

me pre-2019 vs me post-2020

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

real footage of me tryig to eat food

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

my pfp is me. say your prayers cause its over 😈

why does tumblr not show the date and time things were posted

why are people shipping characters in carmen sandiego like the only ship where the romance dynamic works better than the regular one is el topo and le chevre i cant think of any others but maybe theres one or two more idk. maybe its just a aroace thing tho idk lmao allos behaviours are just interesting