Spider Verse Text Posts Pt 3

Not to make anybody sad but, well...misery loves company, and I'm currently miserably sick, replaying Fable 3 and remembering an old headcanon I have of Walter getting the dog you have in game for the Hobw's first birthday after Sparrow's passing. Jasper was originally against the idea, not fond of the thought of having to clean dog hair off of everything the young princess/prince owns, but when even Logan agrees it could be a good idea, he caves and agrees with the plan, if only to see the Hobw happy once more. It's the first time the Hobw, and Logan for that matter, smile since the Hero King/Queens passing. And if the prince/princess keeps and only ever rides an unusually beautiful mare that was gifted by a certain capitalist industry tycoon, well, nobody raises an eyebrow.

her fucking smile when she looks down at Rhaenyra, like her entire face scrunches up because her girlfriend Favourite Person is right there in front of her and someone sedate me I’m going feral-

Hancock: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe of who I am now.

Cait: 13 year old me didn’t think I’d make it this far.

Maccready: I’d fight 13 year old me. Knock that sucker out.

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

Random Fo4 Companions Headcannons.

With no explanation or order, because I said so.

Gage fucking hates coconut. Also tatos/tomatoes. And he's never eaten muscles/clams/squid but you couldn't make him. Honestly I see him being more of a picky eater than he would ever admit to. If you took him to a red lobster he'd sit in the bar with nothing and noticibly and angrily glare at you or the lobsters the whole time.

Danse loves kids, teaching them, working with them ect. But not only is he socially awkward as all hell, he's naturally a bit commanding which to kids is scary and to teens is annoying. He's aware of this, but has no idea how to mediate it so he just, "heyyyy....champ?"

Cait is the same way with kids but she just dips.

Playing poker with deacon would be like holding a staring contest with a statue.

Having a staring contest with x6 would be like playing poker with deacon.

A poker match or staring contest between deacon and x6 is like taping bread jamside up to a cat.

Dogmeat does that thing that cats do and tries to sit/sleep right on your chest and suffocates you.

Strong loves playing with toys, and wishes he had someone to play fight with. Also he understands that he's a super mutant and still feels like humans should be food, but still doesn't know why people don't like him and it makes him sad.

Piper is evil.

Preston sleeps in the fetal position. He also overheats a lot, but then gets cold, so sleeping soundly is an event for him. He would also make the best educator, of any level. Mainly cause he's clear and precise but also cause if you're stupid (like me) he doesn't get mad if you need things explained.

Ada is actually capable of moving faster but simply chooses not to.

Curie has a crush on Danse, but doesn't understand what that is emotionally so she just likes to watch him and try to learn about him. Danse finds this unerving and weird, but she's essentially harmless so he doesn't make her stop.

Old Longfellow is very lonely and just wants someone to tell stories to. (This might just be cannon ngl)

Codsworth is in denial about the bombs and the death of soles spouse and Shaun being gone. Synth Shaun wouldn't be able to shake him, and if ss chooses a romantic partner, codsworth is both very overly chummy with them, but also super passive-aggressive aggressive towards them.

Ham cooked loves lotion and stuff. Obviously it doesn't really do anything for him, but it's like cat nip to him. He just wants to rub it all over his face.

MacCready(how tf is ur name spelled dude???) sucks at taking care of others people's kids. He'll fight them, but like on their own level.

Kid: "you're a meanie!"

Mac: "Well YOU'RE A POOP FACE!"

*collective gasps and oooo's from other kids watching*

Favorite underrated parts of Bloodsucking Bastards:

-Everything takes place over the course of three days

-Tim

-The intern at the beginning

-The fact that it’s implied Max murders the intern in the garage like, immediately, and also Tim is there but he’s listening to music too loudly to actually realize anything is happening

-Dave’s cat

-The fact that Amanda throws Evan’s papers on the floor to use the copier in the break room

-Tim rescuing Evan from making a complete fool of himself in the break room by interrupting him to talk about the NCAA pool

-Amanda kicks ass at paintball

-“Feminine penis” (and the fact this bit could’ve been incredibly transphobic and then it? Wasnt?)

-Evan’s rambling in Amanda’s office and then talking about NPR?

-THE FACT MAX CANONICALLY PUNCHED EVAN IN THE FACE

-Fuzz Aldrin

-Colonel Sanders/“I believe I know this cat sir”

-“I wasn’t gay they just had a really good archery program”

-“Jesus Christ I’ll never take a shit again!”

-“okay now I’m gonna kill him.”

-Zabeth

-Theres a kickball team

-The Kelly Clarkson concert

-“Tick tock motherfucker”

-“Whimsical gimp mask”

-“Somebody here went to Harvard?”

-“Fuck it. That was stupid”

-“Max brought doughnuts :D”

-“I thought you were smarter than that” “Really?”

-“I love you” “:) no”

-“I really think Max listens to what I have to say :)”

-“how’d you get home last night, I blacked out”

-“Did EVERYONE know but me!”

-Matthew Lillard

-“like the chicken guy!!!”

-“Don’t Princess Leia me I’m thinking!”

-“well this is pretty much the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…….. I stand corrected.”

-“that rules out denny’s”

no no you don’t get it, Maximus experienced comfort in vault 4 for the first time since he was a CHILD, simple comforts like a fluffy robe and a nice shower that he probably forgot felt like, but he was willing to give it all up and go to war the SECOND he thought lucy was in real danger………