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her fucking smile when she looks down at Rhaenyra, like her entire face scrunches up because her girlfriend Favourite Person is right there in front of her and someone sedate me I’m going feral-

Thinking about a scenario where some big evil threatens Albion during Sparrow's reign as queen and she and the other three heroes unite once more to deal with the threat while her son has to be left at home with his little sister. Then the big evil threat comes knocking on their door while Sparrow can't get to them, Walter is knocked down and Logan knows he has to protect his little sister but he doesn't know what to do so he just hugs her and screams and then releases a powerful wave of magic to destroy the enemy.

Basically Logan having Will is on my mind all the time and in this essay I will-

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Favorite underrated parts of Bloodsucking Bastards:

-Everything takes place over the course of three days

-Tim

-The intern at the beginning

-The fact that it’s implied Max murders the intern in the garage like, immediately, and also Tim is there but he’s listening to music too loudly to actually realize anything is happening

-Dave’s cat

-The fact that Amanda throws Evan’s papers on the floor to use the copier in the break room

-Tim rescuing Evan from making a complete fool of himself in the break room by interrupting him to talk about the NCAA pool

-Amanda kicks ass at paintball

-“Feminine penis” (and the fact this bit could’ve been incredibly transphobic and then it? Wasnt?)

-Evan’s rambling in Amanda’s office and then talking about NPR?

-THE FACT MAX CANONICALLY PUNCHED EVAN IN THE FACE

-Fuzz Aldrin

-Colonel Sanders/“I believe I know this cat sir”

-“I wasn’t gay they just had a really good archery program”

-“Jesus Christ I’ll never take a shit again!”

-“okay now I’m gonna kill him.”

-Zabeth

-Theres a kickball team

-The Kelly Clarkson concert

-“Tick tock motherfucker”

-“Whimsical gimp mask”

-“Somebody here went to Harvard?”

-“Fuck it. That was stupid”

-“Max brought doughnuts :D”

-“I thought you were smarter than that” “Really?”

-“I love you” “:) no”

-“I really think Max listens to what I have to say :)”

-“how’d you get home last night, I blacked out”

-“Did EVERYONE know but me!”

-Matthew Lillard

-“like the chicken guy!!!”

-“Don’t Princess Leia me I’m thinking!”

-“well this is pretty much the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…….. I stand corrected.”

-“that rules out denny’s”

“Death and the Lady” by Joseph Hall (1906)

"every dragon has its own special way of choosing it's rider"