Imagine not loving Maximus. Cringe fail king. Never makes the right decisions. Quite literally Lucy’s knight in shining armor. Doesn’t know what sex is. Stole his power armor from an asshole. Cannot use his power armor properly.
His loser boy personality has captivated me
oh no because do you know who i NEEEEEEED??
Him:
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature
Love that theres three types of women in fable, unhinged and feral, smart and strong, and distressed mother with high blood pressure an I am obsessed with all
They are so dumb (in the most loving way)
Just the gang having a goofy time
currently eating in los feliz cafe and thinking of after hours
ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock