Father, Son, Holy Spirit.

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

When the pile of clothes on the chair in the corner starts looking suspiciously person-shaped in the dark:

new fallout show's pretty good. i liked the part where the petite delicate lady protagonist somehow turns out to have an even petiter, delicater brother

my favourite fable theory is the one where the oldest sibling has more diluted heroic potential, and only in one area

Theresa is obviously a will user- a super op one at that. No further explanation.

Rose died right out the gate, so this one's a little trickier, but I wholeheartedly believe she would've shown through in skill. Living on the streets already made her rely on her resourcefulness and quick-thinking, but imagine she had another outlet to put that into. Also she got knocked down in one shot, girl is not shining through in strength

Logan tho- definitely strength. Emphasis on toughness and combat abilities, rather than bulk. Maybe some skill mixed in- because I see him valuing technique in combat more than brute force. However, I like to think that his toughness was one of the factor's that allowed him to face the crawler and live. Think sparrow's fall, and them still breathing on the brink of death. Or, I heard this awhile ago, but succumbing to your injuries is how you get scars in fable 2+3, and we've all seen his face. so angst potential there.

I love the "came back wrong" trope but from the opposite side.

Imagine you are dead. And then you are RIPPED from the embrace of decay into the world of the living again. Your memories are hazy and you don't recognize any of these people, but they act like they're close to you? Like they love you? So you try to get your memories back, to act like you belong here, but everybody tries to forget you died. And you can't. It is omnipresent. And just trying to grapple with that fact pushes the people who "love" you away, and they're incapable of understanding, and they're so confused, what's wrong N̶̄̀O̶͛͗T̷̉́ ̷͋͝Y̴̎̌Ȍ̴̈U̸̓R NÄM̴̃͑E̵̾̇? And you just need them to understand, you aren't that person! You aren't! You don't know who that person is! You don't know why any of this is happening, but they're unwilling to bend, they keep insisting you are that person, your memories will come back, everything will be normal again, and you want to scream and cry and claw yourself open to show them you're different. Your existence as a being wholly separate from whoever you "used to be" is a sin unto itself. All you can do is scrabble for life and to them, you're killing whoever they loved to do it.

just. lots of fun in that concept, you know?

Just the gang having a goofy time

Favorite underrated parts of Bloodsucking Bastards:

-Everything takes place over the course of three days

-Tim

-The intern at the beginning

-The fact that it’s implied Max murders the intern in the garage like, immediately, and also Tim is there but he’s listening to music too loudly to actually realize anything is happening

-Dave’s cat

-The fact that Amanda throws Evan’s papers on the floor to use the copier in the break room

-Tim rescuing Evan from making a complete fool of himself in the break room by interrupting him to talk about the NCAA pool

-Amanda kicks ass at paintball

-“Feminine penis” (and the fact this bit could’ve been incredibly transphobic and then it? Wasnt?)

-Evan’s rambling in Amanda’s office and then talking about NPR?

-THE FACT MAX CANONICALLY PUNCHED EVAN IN THE FACE

-Fuzz Aldrin

-Colonel Sanders/“I believe I know this cat sir”

-“I wasn’t gay they just had a really good archery program”

-“Jesus Christ I’ll never take a shit again!”

-“okay now I’m gonna kill him.”

-Zabeth

-Theres a kickball team

-The Kelly Clarkson concert

-“Tick tock motherfucker”

-“Whimsical gimp mask”

-“Somebody here went to Harvard?”

-“Fuck it. That was stupid”

-“Max brought doughnuts :D”

-“I thought you were smarter than that” “Really?”

-“I love you” “:) no”

-“I really think Max listens to what I have to say :)”

-“how’d you get home last night, I blacked out”

-“Did EVERYONE know but me!”

-Matthew Lillard

-“like the chicken guy!!!”

-“Don’t Princess Leia me I’m thinking!”

-“well this is pretty much the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…….. I stand corrected.”

-“that rules out denny’s”

It’s kind of weird to believe that sparrow only has two children, being Logan and the hero from fable three, because when I play fable two I spend 90% of my time sucking and fucking my way throughout Albion. The amount of STDs that I have is the most important stat I ever check, it’s like a treat at the end of the day for all the hard work I do spreading all of my diseases to my multiple spouses.

Yeah, sure the only reason why I save my family at the end of the game is because I want my dog back, but honestly, the amount of children I have is bordering on concerning by that point.

No wonder why Hammer will never love me… at lest I still got Reaver

I watched the night at the museum trilogy a couple weeks back and oh my god, these two are the best

(also for the little comic, yeah it’s princess mononoke, I just had to)