Norahhhhhhhhhhh - Norah!!!

"sweetheart" "smart girl" "atta girl" STOP IT I'M GONNA COMBUST AND DIE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

I'm such a slut for reassurance. My heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me <33

too much to ask for??

My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential

I need an older man to keep me sane rn </3

take me to ur place, get me so drunk i don’t even remember my own name and fuck me until i only remember yours

put me in my place (between your legs, sucking your cock dumbly while you stroke my hair)

me

I fear that I get attached to fast and that’s my problem