Some Spins On The "mostly Male Team With A Token Woman" Trope:

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

Taylor Swift is certainly not a lesbian and honestly it's weird to speculate about the sexuality of someone you don't know. Kurt Cobain was probably a lesbian though.

These teenagers scare the living shit out of me

i still can’t tell if this page is a joke or not. huge kudos if it’s a bit because WOW

I'm not fucking joking you fucking misogynist. Teenagers are gonna take over the fucking world and when we do it's your ass that's gonna get kicked

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

GUYS I FRICKING HATE IMPOSTER SYNDROME. specifically queer imposter syndrome. specifically aspec imposter syndrome. Like am I aroace???? Yes???? Yes?! Yes! Yes I am. I think. I guess. YES. BUT WHAT IF IM NOT. WHAT IF I'M NOT AND I JUST LIED TO EVERYONE THAT I'VE TOLD. but i am. Yeah. But what if im just saying that to convince myself i am but im not. AAAAAAAAAAH. But I am. But it's okay to not be sure!! But ACKKK. what if i wanna date someone eventually. Obviously it's a spectrum but i feel like that would just derail my whole thing. But NO. ack. I've never wanted to like date a specific person but the idea of it is so lovely, like omg. Friendships are incredible. Obviously they have the capacity to be as beautiful as relationships. But I feel like its different somehow?? Idk. The idea of romantic love is amazing. But I don't like anyone. I can't even begin to imagine liking someone. At least no one I know. No offense to like everyone I know but i wouldn't date any of you?? Hello??? Like wdym I'm the outlier here, none if you are attractive, thats your problem hello? SIGH. Anyway. My rant has reconfirmed for myself that I'm aroace. But trust ill be back in a but next time I don't believe myself.

Official my immortal post

my liege has hole arrived

MY BOX MY PACKAGE MY DELIVERY MY KERMIT MY PLUSHIE MY IMMORTAL MY LOVE

he is here .

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wtf is wrong with my fyp

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw