How Do I Make It So I Can See This Tweet Every Friday

I’m on my third coffee today while doing philosophy homework

pls help

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

I should have stopped at 69 posts, what have I let my life become

Guys this is important

My mum has agreed I can live somewhere else and get out of this abusive household.

I cannot go into care or I'll never be able to use my phone again, therefore I can't come back here or talk to any of you.

So,please PLEASE reblog this and let all your English friends know. I need somewhere to stay even if it's just for a little while.

💕💕💕💕💕💕

Thank you xx

- Kendall

I don’t know what to tell you, i’m taking two English classes and yet the other day I said talkened instead of spoken 

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Why is it whenever I draw something semi decent, it is never in a sketchbook 

my gender may be ḙ̵̬̳̜̈́̉͑̂̍̒̓͛̔͌́̕̚͠r̶̜̝̲̩̗͙̪͎̞͖͔̫͈̦̫̃͒́̅͗̅̈́͆̾r̷̺̫̠͓̝̾͐͗̓͗͝͝ǫ̴̤͍͍̬̜͒̋̄̀̂̈́r̵̡̧͙̖͖͇̭̞̥̱͇̂̀̌̀̇͝ ̷̡̡̡͓͔̞̝̮̺̭̰̔4̷̧̰͇̙̞̭̀̔͑͗̋́̅̄͆͘͘͠͠0̶̛͇͕̻̘͂̏̆̈͑̐̉̓͂͑ͅ4̷͉͙̗̲͖͈̼̰̄  but my aesthetic is yes

Their names are Bilbo and Cheese and I love them

So... I had no plan on getting chickens but apparently the world doesn't work like that

Having said that I am now a parent and these are my babies good day