Youre Never Alone. Bacteria

Tumblr Cecil: perfectly thought out wardrobe, colour co-ordinated suits for each day of the week, a man of class

Actual Cecil: My clogs perfectly complimented my tights

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Since I'm on a roll have some more

If anyone actually finds these funny other than me I will be shocked

'I don't have emotions' I say emotionally

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

ok so I decided to take a lil peek at the tma vague tag and im not sure if I should be terrified or excited  

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

damn, The Magnus Archives sure was a podcast huh

Guys this is important

My mum has agreed I can live somewhere else and get out of this abusive household.

I cannot go into care or I'll never be able to use my phone again, therefore I can't come back here or talk to any of you.

So,please PLEASE reblog this and let all your English friends know. I need somewhere to stay even if it's just for a little while.

💕💕💕💕💕💕

Thank you xx

- Kendall