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The depictions of Aragorn as an unwashed, dirt-eating, off-the-grid backpacker become much better when you realize that he was raised by Elrond, by all accounts the most civilized, refined, and genteel person on the known continent.

The hobbits had just gotten used to seeing him eat uncooked rabbit and suddenly he’s sitting at Elrond’s table, speaking three kinds of Elvish and using the correct fork for every dish!

So who wants to draw me a picture of Loki trying to seduce a rock and be my favorite person ever?

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We’ve been building up to it, but this ep made it clear: Sapphic Divorce is not only in the building, but written up and finalized, and Alicent’s getting Criston and Larys in the divorce.

(Broke: Ares is a terrible, violent and evil God who enjoys death and destruction)

(Woke: He's basically Hoss Delgado from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy but with a few less braincells and is an absolute himbo who loves 5 things in life: His mom, food, dogs, Aphrodite and VIOLENTLY BEATING THE SHIT OF HIS ENEMIES)

So to recap, our Jonthan:

Scurried down a wall lizard fashion

Slammed a shovel into the face of the captor who gaslit and abused him for months

Stolen Dracula’s keys

Stolen some of Dracula’s money

Signed off saying that he intends to climb down a cliff to death or freedom since anything is better than being a vampire

And intending on how you interpret it, he may have done all this with maybe a half-pint of blood in his body.

Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works (2014)

In which Mob finds a kitten, and Reigen is too soft. 

i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”

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