“poison Is The Coward’s Weapon” Boo Hoo Sounds Like Someone’s Sodium Channels Are Easily Inhibited

Dracula: mwa ha ha I shall RULE LONDON

Dracula after meeting four idiots and a cowboy with a gun: fuck me im going back to the castle

Never forget that the Queen died on the two year anniversary of Eric Trump calling Mob Psycho 100 “Leftist Propaganda” and the Battle of the Tumblr Sexymen between Reigen and Sans.

What if the documentary aired in-universe and got so popular that the vampires wouldn't be able to go hunting anymore without people recognizing them. Imagine you're hungry but all the sandwiches keep shouting at you about your poor life choices. You find an especially tasty looking one and as soon as you try to take a bite it asks you why you haven't fucked your best friend yet

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Absolutely love the mood whiplash at the end of today's Dungeon Meshi episode

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Well. I rewatched arcane

When I tell you I snorted!

Has jujutsu kaisen consumed my life? Yes

Have I sold my soul to finish this? Maybe

Have I became a Sukuna simp because of chapter 16 and 17? I prefer not to answer

I might do more redraws of panels of jjk, because it looks like I don't torture myself enough

Aaah yes I love this idea!

ok listen. hear me out. A:TLA au where the Air Temple Avatar dies with the rest of his temple when the Fire Nation attacks. The next 2 Avatars don’t manage to make it to a Ripe Old Age, but possibly they both manage to keep their identity a secret for a few decades each, since everyone knows the Fire Nation would track you down and kill you if they thought they had found the Avatar.

So no one has seen the Avatar for around 100 years. Zuko gets sent on his impossible quest to find the Avatar, only to find out that he is the Avatar.

He has to pretend to be hunting for the Avatar, all while grappling with what this means for his identity, and his place within the Fire Nation, and, as always, his Honor. 

When there’s rumors that the Avatar really is back, the “chase” is on. Iroh wants him to learn water bending. Zuko hasn’t really come to terms with everything yet and really doesn’t want to find an actual teacher, so he tells Iroh fine, but they’re looking in the Southern Water Tribe first (thinking there’s no benders left there, and desperately stalling). He ends up finding a teacher who’s probably as reluctant to teach him as he is reluctant to learn from her. 

Zuko always reports that he’s “one step behind” the Avatar, to cover for the fact that he shows up wherever theres Avatar rumors/sightings, at about the same time. 

I’m not sure exactly how he would get around the whole “you look exactly like him” in this universe. Maybe the Avatar is the Blue Spirit. Maybe Zuko’s scar is in a less visible place? Maybe Katara + Avatar Powers manage to heal his scar, so no descriptions of the Avatar that make it back to Ozai and Pals matches what they Know Zuko looks like? maybe everyone he meets as “the Avatar” tells him he looks just like that Fire Nation Prince and he goes “nah, his scar is on the other side”.

How does he learn air bending? Maybe all the air temples didn’t get destroyed after all. maybe Aang wasn’t the Avatar in this AU, but he and a few others survived in hiding, until Zuko finds them - Bumi tells him where to find Aang, since they still write letters to each other (imagine “hello, zuko here!” in a whole new context).

He manages to hide all this from his father, and even from Azula. When he learns that he has to kill Ozai, his own father, its not easy. There’s a lot of turmoil, and he may or may not come to the same conclusion that Aang came to in the show. 

But also imagine the dramatique, reverse-No-Luke-I-Am-Your-Father moment, where he finally confronts Ozai, and Ozai goes “you? stand up to me? the dishonored, exiled ex-princeling? You’re pathetic. you couldn’t even find the Avatar” “Find him? I am the Avatar” and then Zuko fucks him up real good.

Sorry for the bad english but here is a video that is both full of memes and explains why you should boycott eurovision this year.

It's as easy as not watching it through the official internet broadcast nor from the television channel's that emit it. (So either not watching or seeing it through unofficial means).

Not participating in the televoting and not buying merch.

And not commenting it on the internet or at least not with tags