It's So Brave Of Ryoko Kui To Make A Canon Butch Lesbian Elf Character But Also Makes Her The Leonardo

You know how we keep finding shitposts that accidentally predicted all the bullshit that's actually happening?

I'm gonna start making shitposts about good things happening.

that theory that the Arkenstone is a Silmaril…it’s doubly implausible, but imagine if nobody knew. If the dwarves were guarded enough of their greatest treasure that…you wouldn’t even need to hide it from that many people, honestly. Mostly a few elves, and all wizards.

and then Bilbo sidles up to Gandalf like, “Thorin and all are holed up in the Mountain, but I think they’re being nuts, so I…kind of stole the Arkenstone, I think.” And (it’s been thousands of years since the light of the trees was doused save for the precious brilliance locked away in Feanor’s gems, since oaths and blood and war that raged until the skies cracked and the earth shattered, and the little people of the Shire have no memory of it at all) he pulls out a fucking Silmaril.

Choose your way

Something unexpected from Dracula that the DD emails have revealed to me, is how much of a loser Dracula actually is. He cannot get his brides/wife and daughters/cousins to even pretend to be house staff. Forcing him to do everything himself for Jonathan, including cooking. He almost gets put into a pound as a dog. He gets into a fight with another dog as a dog. He, as a bat, keeps on thwacking against Lucy’s window night after night. He, the master vampire, kidnaps a lazy zoo wolf. He then proceeds to THROW said wolf through a window. Only to then let it scamper off extremely confused back home. He spends most of the Lucy-saga avoiding Renfield, only to need him to get to Mina. At which point Renfield finds him wanting and starts throwing hands. Renfield loses, but the fact that there was a fight at all is hilarious. He gets into a fight with the Team and decides London was too spicy, leaving.

…Only, thanks to making Mina connected to him, Mina is now able to check where he is.

A study to practice light and shadows, feat dyonisus.

croki my beloved

I'm sorry you had to find out this way maya

Europe rn: