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the noise she makes.....
I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name
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I'm late, but here's a Marvin-
Have A Nice Day!
someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
TIL You're a nasty little sewer boy aren't you
𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘋𝘢𝘺 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵: 𝘩𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘴://𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘶.𝘣𝘦/𝘉𝘹𝘘𝘰5𝘒𝘛𝘶𝘗𝘤𝘐
@therealjacksepticeye
Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.
When a character that you could interprete as aroace for a very long time suddenly gets a love interest.
Inspiredrawaw? Help! How do you draw hair?! And hands? Sorry, for just popping in like this but I'm really stuck and need some advice!
Alright! So with hair I start with drawing at the roots and where I want the hair to be parted at
Then I continue on to draw where I want the top of the hair to be
Then I’ll draw out how I want the hair to hang in front of the face
And then draw out the rest!
As for hands I’ll start out with a shape such as an oval for a square depending on how I want the hand to look like and then add in rectangles as the fingers!
but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why are we here
to play the nintendo ds
Marvin using his magic?? Yes??
a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
i love star wars novels
i just saw an article by a nonbinary person named charles-elizabeth and i must say. the sheer POWER in that kind of name. to choose a gender-contradictory name instead of a gender-neutral name - a name that, instead of slipping between the boundaries of gender norms and carefully negotiating its place at the tipping point of gendered perceptions, is categorically unable to exist within them! i am in awe
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Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.
oh to lay on top of someone and hug them like a teddy bear and just sleep like that
I just found out that Cosmo Sheldrake, a British songwriter who makes quirky music based on tardigrades, recordings of bird calls, Heffalumps from Winnie the Pooh, and the importance of mythology has a brother named MERLIN who writes books on the vitality of fungi to our world and lives and i’m ??? whAT KIND OF WHIMSICAL FAIRYTALE FAMILY???
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protons……….. neutrons…………… croutons………
literally my life is pointless. its thursday tomorrow
god is gumball and i am james charles