I Think It's Funny How Men Just Jerk Off Sometimes Nonchalantly. Like That's Such A Dude Thing To Do.

I think it's funny how men just jerk off sometimes nonchalantly. Like that's such a dude thing to do. Jerkin it while doing nonsexual shit like playing minecraft, listening to music, reading a book, sometimes even in public restrooms. Just jorkin that thang. Lol. No, no, every dude does this, I promise. Yes, really. It's just a funny little quirk all men have and so you should really consider it as a part of your transition. Take your t dick between your pointer and middle finger and jerk it for a bit every time you shower or scroll on your phone or take a piss -- actually, how about you do it right now. Uh, we're both men. Of course it's fine. Don't make it weird. Yeah, there you go. Just like that. Good b- job, dude. And if both of your hands are busy, you can just put a vibrator in your pants and keep it on low. Just enough to keep your cock nice and hard. Yeah, man, every guy I know does this. Whether you're doing the dishes, going for a walk, going shopping, you can always get off to keep yourself nice and dumb and masculine. Always make sure to stop before you cum though.

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don’t get me wrong i love ftm puppy subs so much (i’m one myself) but can we talk about the big ftm dog doms?? the doms who growl and howl in your ear as they’re fucking you. the doms who whine whenever you clench around them. it’s a dream to have one

5 months ago

you don't stop getting percieved as whatever sex they assume you first had when you come out btw.

come out as a trans man to your school? youre a weird girl that is also trans. you are hated. you have 0 of the privelege of being treated as not a woman and all the horribleness of bigotry. you are whatever gender that will harm you most.

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"oh sorry u cant go on this school trip because yr not a girl and they dont wanna room with you and if you room with any men you are horribly unsafe"

"oh sorry you don't wanna be sexually harassed? well yr a man who cares? this is punching up. be a man why are you upset?"

"mm you have no say here actually cuz youre a GIRL and girls don't have a voice here. ur body my choice tehe"

and many more.

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all of these things can be directed at the same person. you are not more priveleged than other trans people cuz some losers out there have the most basic radfem ass understanding of how oppression works. you culd pass perfectly but the moment they know you are trans you will experience the harmful intersectionality between misogyny and transphobia. to deny that ever happened and that there are complex experiences out there is to deny trans people of their oppression. no matter your intention it is horrible and self harming to the community.

5 months ago
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5 months ago

Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.

7 months ago

i feel like more people would realize they might be xenogender and/or alterhuman if "cringe culture" and the concept of whats "socially acceptable" didnt exist.

because i was talking to someone and they were describing how their behaviors relate to vampires and how connected they feel to them and its like. DUDE.. CMON. OTHERKIN. ITS RIGHT THERE. YOU **ARE** A VAMPIRE.

it took me forEVER to realize im zombiekin, zombiepupkin, plushyzombiepupkin, and sharkpupkin and i literally could not be happier.

(i literally realized im the aformentioned kins like a week ago)

anyway. cringe culture isnt real. societal expectations/standards arent real. we shouldnt let either be defining factors of how we live our lives or how we identify. each person is unique; with their own beautifully unique identity. why should we place limits on identity when its such a beautiful and limitless thing? normalize being yourself and unapologetically expressing your identity because no one deserves any less than that if our identities arent harmful and they make us happy.

5 months ago

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