No I’m Not Attracted To You. Quit Your Evil Putting Your Finger Under My Chin To Make Me Look Up At

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

5 y/o me: *constantly rants about dragons, always wants to dress up as one and absorbs the How To Train Your Dragon series like a sponge*

13 y/o me: *exploring my sexuality and labels, coming across asexual and seeing it fitted me, looking for asexuality in the media*

me now: *showing symptoms for autism and openly using the asexual label, learning what a special interest is* oh it all makes sense now

Wait, a character can become canonically queer and not immediately be sent to super mega turbo hell by the writers???

She's just like me fr.

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

growing old with ss be like 🥹❤️

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

I LOVE THEM, OH MY GOD.

If you look up the definition of bisexual in the dictionary a picture of Dean Winchester will be there

they just had to set this scene in buck's dark ass loft... at NIGHT. so i put matters into my own hands (pumped up the lighting in premiere pro)

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?