It’s Always ‘rhaenyra Did Nothing To Secure Her Ascension, She Just Relied On Her Daddy To Uphold

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] dress up as a bat to fight crime

My silly boy

Smoke keeps getting into trouble 😭

// I finally got this done!! Took me a while (send help)

JACAERYS & LUCERYS VELARYON

I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work

i believe barry keoghan (5’8”) was cast alongside jacob elordi and archie madekwe (both 6’5”) in saltburn so the movie could have as many cinematic close up shots as possible of oliver’s baby blue eyes gazing up at men striking an intimidating pose. just always looking up. sluttily

the fact that we are going to have to sit through multiple alicent/crispy scenes this season and didn't even get ONE harwin/rhaenyra scene last season is a crime

Chimney: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don't fully develop a brain, he was right, and I am proof.

Buck: Freud is a little bitch, my idiocy doesn't have anything to do with my bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris.

Eddie: I get offended when Freud says I'm a dumbass because I'm bi because I feel like he's overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons I'm a dumbass.

Maddie: I'm gonna be a smart bi just to flex on Freud.

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

rhaewin being soft with their boys