"AO3 Doesn't Need A "dislike" Button"

I will always support him

"he's right why are you booing him?"

me, regarding Jacaerys's point in this episode

Boy, I felt that one

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

"Not everything is gay" babe youre saying this on the wrong platform. Everything is kinda gay on Tumblr.

5 y/o me: *constantly rants about dragons, always wants to dress up as one and absorbs the How To Train Your Dragon series like a sponge*

13 y/o me: *exploring my sexuality and labels, coming across asexual and seeing it fitted me, looking for asexuality in the media*

me now: *showing symptoms for autism and openly using the asexual label, learning what a special interest is* oh it all makes sense now

Someone: Buck has 2 hands

What Buck actually does with his 2 hands:

"PHONE!" Oh, okay... Brat.

Hilda by Duane Bryers

When you ship a guy and a girl: "Eww. Why can't a guy and a girl be friends? They are besties, they are are like siblings."

When you ship a two dudes/chicks that have a close friendship and are like siblings or hate each other: "Yassss! The gays!"

HARWIN holding his son, JOFFREY (1.06) JACAERYS holding his brother, JOFFREY (2.01)