Minho: I Adore My Three Cats. All Three Of Them Love Me So Much As Well. The Three Cuddle With Me Every

Innie in the vent

Chan: *sneezes*

I.N: *in the vent above his studio* bless you

Chan: *looks around* god

I.N: yes, now go to sleep

Chan: good idea

Hyunjin: I need one of you to kill me in a really mysterious way so i get on buzzfeed unsolved

Jeongin: That’s ridiculous

Bang Chan: Obviously we wouldn’t do that

Minho: ...How mysterious are we talkin’

fucks sake

Consider: crabs.... but with paws

dont touch

Bold of you to assume channie isnt always 'drawling'

Incorrect Skz texts

Hyunjin: Channie~

Chan: what?

Hyunjin: have I told you how handsome you look today? Like you’re literally glowing

Chan: how much do you want?

Hyunjin: do you think so little of me? I’m offended

Chan:*drawls* oh really

Hyunjin: yep, I don’t want anything but if you insist ... can I have $50

Chan:

BUT WE LIKE TO FUCK THE DINOSAURS

FUUUUUUUCKKKKK

A DINOSOUR

Okay but what if frogs had wings?

Jeongin, editing Chan’s among us profile for himself: no chris! Jeongin: why are you named chris?? Chan: becaUSE THATS MY NAME!!!!