Are You Implyin To Me That A Shramp Managed To Frah This Rice? It's Preposterous! But It Intrigues Meh

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here is also the KIY/John themed tarot cloth I made for @malevolenttarotzine ! this was super fun to work on

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess

1.02 "Seeing Things"

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

Constantly using john mulaneys secondary location bit in reference to popups in apps taking me to a web browser

in russia, a church

had a dream about tres leches and then went and made it.

i am like a prophet

Sick

Gallery dump

DEATHGASM (2015) dir. Jason Howden