P2
S1
1x20 Nothing in s1, so have them sharing nuts (?)
S2
2x4 Stole a chip from Wilson's plate to avoid paying for something other than a salad (hiding steak)
2x6 Steals Wilson's crisps ("Is there a light that goes on when I have food?") (He also steals apple pie from Mark but Mark isn't Wilson)
2x15 Not stealing but Wilson offers him some of his dinner
Wilson's pancakes - unsure if stolen but he's got the whole tub so probably ("They're amaaazing")
Wilson's salad
Wilson's sandwhich
2x16 Wilson's orange juice (Which Wilson just takes back: slobber and all)
2x23 notices food | thwarted
twice
is given food anyway
S3
3x6 Stealing the tomatoes from Wilson's salad (Wilson also goes to stab one only to leave it, I like to think on purpose)
3x9 Steals half of Wilson's sandwich even though Wilson can't afford cafeteria food bell end
3x14 Another sandwich lost to this vicious war (returned after one bite though)
3x19 Another fry. Although Wilson did offer to get him to shut up. Also he didn't eat it during the scene.
3x20 Steals his coffee, then complains
S4
4X2 Stole Wilson's bagel (weirdly enough, the half eaten one for once?) and then threw it in his coffee
Stole more coffee
4x6 Wilson's lunch
4x12 Okay, not Wilson, but stole Amber's drink, which Wilson did nothing to stop btw and didn't even blink at. Wilson probably swapped the drink around so he had the brat contaminated one.
(Rather predictably, House's head/Wilson's heart did not have anything. Although probably for the best, House already stole Wilson's girlfriend (I do not believe this, but it is funny), he didn't need to add insult to injury by stealing his food too.)
who let this bird on the train
You people need to watch Black Doves, like i need to see posts about the messy gay triggerman and the emotionally unavailable, hot, irish, lesbian triggerman and Keira Knightley cheating on her tory husband and Sarah Lancashire with her cunty white bob
With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?
the fantasy there is even within a bad show
Constantly using john mulaneys secondary location bit in reference to popups in apps taking me to a web browser
rain dance ☔️
Speak No Evil † See No Evil
© Molly Has a Chainsaw
Apps that do that suggestive auto scroll for tou make me feel violent
he’s a passenger princess, he smokes constantly, he has an alternate persona named fucking Crash, he grew up isolated in Alaska, he can’t stop saying odd shit, he hallucinates while driving, he has synesthesia, his mattress is on the floor, he has a crucifix even though he’s not religious, he’s good at drawing, he might mow your lawn, he doesn’t sleep, he’s an alcoholic, he did a mandatory stint at a mental hospital, he’s haunted, he’s been shot three times, he’s been gutted, he a a bartender, he makes dolls out of beer cans, he’s a nihilist, he thinks the light’s winning
I thought you might want to see this
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 finally some good fucking content